Slow Clap

The tech industry's favorite pastime: solving expensive problems by creating exponentially more expensive problems. Someone complained about API costs being too high, so naturally the solution is to train your own Large Language Model from scratch. Because nothing says "cost optimization" like spending millions on GPUs, hiring an entire ML team, and burning through your company's runway faster than a SpaceX launch.

It's like saying "this restaurant is too expensive" and then buying a farm, hiring chefs, and opening your own Michelin-star establishment. The comparison to starting an offshore oil drilling company because your car uses too much gas is chef's kiss level satire. Both scenarios share the same energy: wildly overengineering a solution while completely missing the point of cost reduction.

Spoiler alert: Your startup probably doesn't need its own LLM. Just optimize your prompts and cache your responses like a normal person.