Stop The Slop

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The classic "major update" lie we've all fallen for. Marketing announces a groundbreaking version bump, you eagerly check the changelog, and it's literally just "fixed typo in documentation" and "updated dependencies." The cat's shocked face perfectly captures that moment when you realize you waited three weeks for what could've been a git commit message reading "oops lol." The worst part? Someone definitely argued for hours about whether this qualified as a major, minor, or patch version change.

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The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

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