My Vibe Coder Friend

So your buddy spent a year building "multiple AI apps" with Claude doing all the heavy lifting, walked into an interview like he's the next Linus Torvalds, and got absolutely demolished by a basic Git question. The interviewer asked about merge vs rebase—literally Git 101—and homeboy probably had no idea because he's never actually pushed code without his AI buddy holding his hand.

Here's the thing: you can build impressive stuff with AI assistance, but if you can't explain fundamental version control concepts that juniors learn on day one, you're gonna have a bad time. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can order UberEats really well. The interviewer saw right through the portfolio and went straight for the fundamentals—and the house of cards collapsed instantly.

Welcome to the AI-assisted developer era, where your GitHub contribution graph is green but your actual knowledge is nonexistent. 😬