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Ah, the corporate jargon olympics! The more words it takes to explain what you do, the more likely you're part of the tech industry's elaborate charade.
First guy: "I'm a SaaS-based fintech sales analyst" = I cold call people trying to sell spreadsheets.
Second one: "I develop & maintain automated capabilities" = I wrote one Python script that sends emails.
Third contestant: "I create systems to record blockchain data" = I made a fancy Excel sheet nobody uses.
Meanwhile, the only honest soul in tech: "I catch fish." Straight to the point, tangible results, no buzzwords required. The beard and pipe are just bonus authenticity points.
The brutal truth: if your job title needs a paragraph of explanation and three rounds of buzzword bingo, you might be compensating for something!
