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That exhausted look when your coworker won't shut up about AI. The quotation marks around "programmers" say it all - real devs are busy fixing merge conflicts while the ChatGPT enthusiasts are planning how AI will write their next project. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to finish our coffee before it gets cold.

Ah, the great RAM-ocalypse of 2025! Remember when we used to joke about "downloading more RAM"? Well, now we're hoarding physical sticks like they're apocalypse currency. With AI models growing faster than tech salaries, RAM has become the new gold. Your gaming rig needs 64GB just to run Chrome with three tabs open, and your boss still expects you to develop on a 16GB machine because "that's what we budgeted for." Meanwhile, billionaires are stockpiling RAM modules like they're preparing for the memory shortage singularity. The rest of us are just hoping our Docker containers don't notice we're running on digital fumes.

Ah yes, the classic executive who just discovered the term "data science" and now thinks anyone who can run a basic SQL query is suddenly a data scientist. Nothing says "I understand tech" quite like watching someone execute SELECT * FROM table and immediately asking if they should update their LinkedIn to "Senior ML Engineer." Meanwhile, actual data scientists with PhDs in statistics are quietly crying into their Jupyter notebooks.

The face every senior dev makes when some kid who just discovered "Hello World" starts dropping hot takes about the industry. That classic list of naïve programming opinions is what we veterans call "peak Dunning-Kruger." Sure, LeetCode will definitely prepare you for building enterprise systems that handle millions of users. And yes, we senior engineers just type "how to code good" into Google faster than juniors. Nothing says "I've never built anything real" quite like claiming backend is just "hitting APIs." Eight years of experience? More like eight minutes on a JavaScript tutorial.

The ultimate LinkedIn tech bro wisdom has arrived! Nothing says "I'm disrupting the industry" like telling seasoned developers their decade of debugging nightmares is now obsolete because some AI can spit out half-baked code after being fed StackOverflow answers. The Kübler-Ross grief model for programmers is spot on though—we've moved from "AI will never replace us" to "WHY IS THIS CHATBOT WRITING BETTER REGEX THAN ME?!" in record time. My favorite part is the condescending "adapt or die" mentality from someone who probably thinks "fighting PHP demons" means they once had to center a div. Meanwhile, actual developers know AI is just another tool that generates bugs with unprecedented efficiency.

The time traveler has been spotted! ChatGPT launched in 2022, but apparently Courage was the beta tester back in '96. That old computer wasn't running Python or JavaScript—it was running pure anxiety. The irony of a "cowardly" dog secretly being the first AI prompt engineer is just *chef's kiss*. Developers today think they're revolutionary for asking an AI to write their regex, meanwhile Courage was probably using it to generate excuses for Eustace about why the farm's network was down again.