Geometry Memes

When someone asks "what's a rectangle?", normal people just see a simple shape. Mathematicians bust out the formal definition with diagonals, breadth, and length measurements like they're preparing for a calculus final. And then there's us software engineers... two dots. That's it. Two points in a coordinate system and we've got ourselves a rectangle. Why waste time with fancy explanations when we can just define it with the bare minimum required to render something on screen? Seven years of education just to represent objects as efficiently as possible. This is what optimization looks like in the wild, folks.