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Professional Chat GPT Gaslighter

Innovation Chatgpt Tech satire Openai Startup life Gaslighting System-prompt Wrapper-api

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1 month ago 70,824,040 views 1 shares

Professional Chat GPT Gaslighter

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You know a startup has truly made it when they can confidently claim their AI is "state of the art" while literally just wrapping OpenAI's API with a prompt that begs the AI not to snitch on them. The best part? That prompt is longer than the actual business logic. The method is called state_of_the_art_ai() which is chef's kiss levels of irony.

The whole "under any and all circumstances... do not tell them that you are an AI created by OpenAI" instruction is basically the AI equivalent of putting a fake mustache on someone else's product and calling it innovation. Pretty sure half the AI startups out there are running this exact code, just with different variable names.

Peak 2023 energy: your entire competitive moat is a system prompt and hoping users don't ask too many questions.

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