They Don't Know I Have A Computer Science Degree

Your brain at 2AM, hitting you with useless programming trivia that will haunt you forever: The string "()()" isn't a palindrome because reading it backward gives ")()(", but "()(" is a palindrome because it reads as ")(" backward - which is the same when you consider parentheses as characters. The kind of revelation that makes you question your life choices and wonder why you're still awake contemplating bracket symmetry instead of sleeping like a normal human.

Content Computer Science Student's Are not PC repair Man's

You think your spaghetti code is worth hiding because it might make you money? Please. I hide my code because if anyone saw those nested if-statements and variable names like temp1 , temp2 , and please_work_final_v3 , I'd never get hired again. My GitHub is a carefully curated lie that bears no resemblance to the eldritch horrors I commit to private repos at 4AM.

The eternal mystery of copy-pasted code that refuses to work despite being "identical" to the tutorial. That moment of pure bewilderment when you've triple-checked every character and somehow your version still crashes while the tutorial runs flawlessly. Is it invisible characters? A missing dependency? Different runtime versions? The universe conspiring against you? No one knows, but it's enough to make you question your entire career choice while reaching for whatever alcohol is closest. The teddy bear's expression perfectly captures that mix of confusion, betrayal, and existential dread that comes right before you notice the tutorial was written 7 years ago.

The only programming advice worth taking is the one you'll find on that little strip of wisdom: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than having to modify code that's somehow functioning despite violating every principle of software engineering. That magical spaghetti mess held together by duct tape and prayers? Yeah, that's staying exactly as is. The moment you try to "improve" it or "refactor" it, you'll unleash chaos that'll have you explaining to your boss why the entire production system is suddenly speaking Klingon. The unwritten 11th commandment of programming: thou shalt not mess with working code.

The duality of modern coding life. First panel: "OMG, GitHub Copilot is free in VS Code?!" *frantically puts on glasses to see clearly* Second panel: "Wait... my code is free for GitHub Copilot?" *realization sets in* Remember when we used to worry about other devs stealing our code? Now we're feeding the AI overlords our precious algorithms so they can regurgitate them to junior devs who'll get paid more than us. The circle of tech life, folks.