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STOP EVERYTHING! The dev's mind is literally DRAGGING the poor developer away from their sad graveyard of unfinished games toward yet ANOTHER shiny new idea! 💀 The eternal struggle of game developers everywhere - abandoning perfectly good projects because your brain just HAD to whisper "but what if you made a zombie survival crafting RPG with blockchain integration instead?" The cemetery of half-finished projects grows larger while your portfolio remains tragically empty!

OH MY GODDD! The AUDACITY of people using 'i' as a loop variable! It's like wearing socks with sandals in the programming world! 💅 Listen honey, we've evolved past single-letter variables - it's 2024 and we deserve better! Next thing you know, these savages will be using 'j' for nested loops and 'x' for temporary variables. THE HORROR! Give me my 'currentIndex' or give me death! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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