They Don't Know I Have A Computer Science Degree

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Content Bruno Lemos brunolemos when someone ask you what programming language they should learn, don't simply answer the one vou prefer. first ask them what area they plan to focus on. for example: we frontend: javascript backend: javascript mobile apps: javascript games: javascript al: javascript 09:09 150121 Twitter Web App 179 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 1.038 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content RyuzakisHoe A memesboi99 petition to rename GitHub to OnlyCodes

Content for(int j 0; j 2; j) for (int i 0; i 3; i) System.out.printIn("Feliz Navidad"); System.out printin("Prspero ao y felicidad"); for (int ho 0; ho 3; ho) System.out.printin(" wanna wish you a Merry Christmas"); System.out.printin("From the bottom of my heart");

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS??2?? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

First day or tenth year, we're all still Googling regex patterns for email validation. That fancy CS degree and decade of experience? Worthless when faced with the eldritch horror of ^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]{2,4}$ . Nobody memorizes that nightmare fuel. The only difference between junior and senior devs is seniors have the confidence to copy-paste without pretending they wrote it themselves.