Copy-Paste Driven Development

Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.

Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

The chart hilariously reveals that GPT-5 scores a whopping 74.9% accuracy on software engineering benchmarks, but the pink bars tell the real story – 52.8% of that is achieved "without thinking" while only a tiny sliver comes from actual "thinking." Meanwhile, OpenAI's o3 and GPT-4o trail behind with 69.1% and 30.8% respectively, with apparently zero thinking involved. It's basically saying these AI models are just regurgitating patterns rather than performing actual reasoning. The perfect metaphor for when your code works but you have absolutely no idea why.

THE AUDACITY! Google's ad for Gemini in Android Studio shows code with unclosed parentheses! 😱 This is the programming equivalent of nails on a chalkboard! My eye is twitching, my soul is screaming, and somewhere a compiler is having a nervous breakdown. If you're promoting AI to write code, MAYBE MAKE SURE YOUR SYNTAX IS VALID FIRST?! Even the Android mascot looks embarrassed by this tragic crime against programming humanity. I'm going to need therapy after seeing this syntactical nightmare.

When your AI-powered project becomes a Frankenstein's monster that even AI can't fix... That's when you know you've created something truly special. This dev built a 30-file Python monstrosity with zero Python knowledge, using Claude as their coding sidekick. Now Claude's having an existential crisis trying to understand the spaghetti code it helped create. The irony is delicious - AI was supposed to replace programmers, but it turns out you still need actual programming skills to tell the AI how to clean up its own mess. This is like asking a toddler to babysit itself and then wondering why the house is on fire.

Content Should I copy and paste Code from ChatGPT? It doesn't work It works NO STILL NO