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Still Goes Like That

13 days ago 158.2K views 0 shares

The first thing you do with a fresh Windows install? Search "Chrome" in Edge. Then Edge is like, "Wait! We're basically the same now! Both Chromium-based! Please stay!" It's the digital equivalent of that desperate ex who changed their entire personality to be more like your new partner. Sorry Edge, but changing your engine to Chromium doesn't erase those years of Internet Explorer trauma. Some trust issues just run too deep.

Designers vs Programmers: The AI Generation Wars

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1 month ago 166.9K views 0 shares

Designers vs Programmers: The AI Generation Wars

The eternal standoff between designers and programmers has entered the AI era. Designers look horrified when programmers use LLMs to generate UIs, while programmers give the same judgmental side-eye when designers use AI to generate code. It's like watching two people who can't swim criticizing each other's diving form. Neither result will compile correctly, but both sides will spend hours explaining why the other's approach is worse.

The Unholy Trinity Of Gaming Platforms

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2 months ago 187.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the eternal gaming platform war—where everyone's arguing over consoles vs PC when some lunatic throws "mobile is better" into the mix. It's like watching two professional chefs argue about gas vs. electric stoves, and then the intern suggests using an Easy-Bake Oven instead. Both console and PC gamers momentarily stop their religious war to share that rare moment of unity: pure horror at the mobile gaming heresy. Nothing brings enemies together like a common threat to civilization itself.

For The First Time Ever: Windows Vista Feels Vindicated

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2 months ago 135.1K views 0 shares

For The First Time Ever: Windows Vista Feels Vindicated

The meme captures that rare moment when Windows fanboys felt superior to Apple users. When Apple introduced their fancy "Liquid Glass" UI theme, it was basically Windows Vista's Aero Glass interface that Microsoft had launched years earlier—you know, that transparent, glossy UI that made your CPU sweat. It's the tech equivalent of watching your hipster friend excitedly discover vinyl records in 2023. "Revolutionary design," says Apple. Meanwhile, Windows users are sitting there like, "We've been doing this since our operating system was universally mocked as unusable." The supreme irony? Vista was ridiculed into oblivion while Apple gets praised for essentially repackaging the same aesthetic. Classic tech industry amnesia at its finest.

The Great GPU Hypocrisy Highway

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3 months ago 167.2K views 0 shares

The great GPU hypocrisy highway! AMD started with noble intentions of being the anti-NVIDIA hero we needed, only to swerve right and basically clone NVIDIA's 5060 card. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I'll never become my parents" and then finding yourself yelling at kids to get off your lawn. The 5060 reference is to NVIDIA's RTX 5060 architecture - AMD basically took the same approach after promising to be different. Ten years in this industry and I've seen it all: companies start as rebels, end up as copycats. The circle of tech life continues...

The Holy Editor War: Google Takes Sides

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3 months ago 178.4K views 0 shares

Google's passive-aggressive suggestion is the digital equivalent of a parent saying "I'm not mad, just disappointed." The eternal editor war continues as Google clearly takes sides in the Vim vs. Emacs holy war. Searching for Emacs only to be met with "Did you mean: vim" is like telling a Star Wars fan you prefer Star Trek—fighting words in certain circles. The editor rivalry is practically ancient in tech years, with developers forming tribal identities around their text editor of choice. Clearly, Google's search algorithm has chosen the cult of Vim, and isn't afraid to evangelize even when you're explicitly looking for its sworn enemy.

Of Course The !Best

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3 months ago 155.4K views 0 shares

The eternal OS holy war takes a twist! Linux users (/home/username) and Mac users (/users/username) are busy pointing fingers at each other's path structures when Windows (C:\Users\Username) enters the chat. Suddenly, the sworn enemies unite with a handshake and a mutual understanding: "At least we aren't him." Nothing brings rival Unix-based systems together faster than the shared disdain for backslashes and drive letters. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when that enemy uses a registry.

Copy-Paste Driven Development

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4 months ago 160.4K views 0 shares

When you spend years building an AI model only to have someone ctrl+c, ctrl+v your entire codebase. Welcome to the cutting-edge world of AI, where the most innovative technology is... *checks notes*... copying your competitor's homework and hoping the teacher doesn't notice. Silicon Valley's billion-dollar secret: sometimes the best R&D strategy is just "Download & Rebrand." DeepSeek apparently took "deep learning" to mean "deeply learning OpenAI's proprietary code."

If You Ever Feel Useless

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4 months ago 202.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.

Meanwhile The Linux Users Sharpen Their Blades

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5 months ago 174.6K views 0 shares

Meanwhile The Linux Users Sharpen Their Blades

The eternal battle between Microsoft's desperate pleas and Linux users' defiant independence is perfectly captured here. Microsoft is literally begging you not to download Chrome while simultaneously pushing Edge down your throat like an overeager parent with vegetables. Meanwhile, Linux users are treating Microsoft like an annoying insect - cracking their command-line whips and shooing away anything that doesn't respect their freedom to choose. The imagery of commanding Git with a bullwhip is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I'm in control of my computing destiny" like manually compiling your kernel while laughing maniacally.

All According To Keikaku

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5 months ago 202.9K views 0 shares

Corporate espionage at its finest. Imagine hiring developers from your competitor only to discover they've been secretly committing garbage code to your repos. The anime facepalm perfectly captures that moment when you realize the "talent acquisition" was actually a Trojan horse operation. The Japanese "計画" (keikaku) in the title translates to "plan" - a nod to the classic anime meme "all according to keikaku," because nothing says strategic sabotage like unnecessarily using Japanese terms in your evil plotting.

Just Say Python

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5 months ago 173.0K views 1 shares

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

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