When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your System's Assassin

System administration Dynamic linker Boot failure Chatgpt terminal System crash Broken system Llm advice

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When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your System's Assassin

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Behold, the inevitable conclusion of asking ChatGPT "how to free up space on Linux." Everything was going so well until it wasn't. Those reassuring green "OK" messages lulling you into a false sense of security before the system realizes someone just deleted its ability to, you know, execute programs. The dynamic linker is basically the thing that loads libraries when you run programs. Delete that and... well... *gestures at the red error messages*. Just another day of AI-assisted system administration - works perfectly until your computer transforms into an expensive paperweight.

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