When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your System's Assassin

Imagine running a simple ls command on your Downloads folder and getting hit with age verification! The terminal's like "Sorry buddy, can't show you your own files without proper ID." Next thing you know, you'll need two-factor authentication just to check what's in your homework directory and a background check to run rm -rf . The UK Online Safety Act getting implemented at the filesystem level is the dystopian command line we never asked for. Sudo make me a sandwich? More like sudo verify-you're-old-enough-for-sandwich!

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This is what happens when you outsource your IT department to the lowest bidder. The classic "we're working VERY HARD on your issue" while the tech team is literally just kittens playing inside your computer. No wonder your ticket has been "in progress" for three weeks! Those adorable little troubleshooters are probably chewing on your RAM while management assures you they've got their "best people" on it. Next time your computer crashes, just check if it's a hairball in the CPU fan rather than a memory leak.

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Content can you make a joke about programming? Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! I don't get it Oh, I'm sorry! The joke is a play on the fact that in many programming languages, including C and JavaScript, you can represent dates and times as numbers, using a system called "Unix time." In this system, the number '25" represents Christmas Day (December 25th), while the number '31 represents Halloween (October 31st). When written next to each other, 'Oct 31 and Dec 25 look similar, and the joke is that programmers, who often think in terms of numbers and code, might mix up the two holidays because of the way they're represented in Unix time.

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