When Your AI Assistant Becomes Your System's Assassin

Content Drawing a horse the same way software are developed O DRAW 2 CIRCLES DRAW THe LEGS DRAW THe FaCE DRAW THE HAIR client says he had not thought about the requirements properly boss says developers will only need to add few small details ADD SMALL DETAILS. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Open the Pod bay doors, HAL. I'm sorry Dave, l'm afraid I can't do that. Sudo open Pod bay doors, "dave" is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

The eternal IT paradox: "Trust but verify" taken to its logical extreme. Poor Eric drove two hours just to press a power button that three people swore was already on. This is why we develop trust issues and insist on seeing error logs ourselves. Nothing quite builds character like a 4-hour round trip to flip a switch that takes 2 seconds. The server was probably running perfectly... in someone's imagination.

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually submitted ASCII art of a cute anime character to THE LINUX KERNEL?! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY to claim this "adds more consumerism to improve the experience" while trying to sneak a Labubu into the sacred syscall code! As if Linus Torvalds would ever merge this! The kernel - the LITERAL BEATING HEART of Linux - is now supposed to have kawaii anime art?! I can't even! Somewhere, a UNIX beard is spontaneously combusting right now. Next thing you know, we'll be replacing error messages with uwu speak and kernel panics with sad emojis!

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OMG, the TRAUMA of watching someone install Arch Linux! 😱 You might as well ask me to sit through a 12-hour documentary on paint drying! Arch installation is basically a relationship TEST - if you can survive watching your partner type 500 commands, manually configure every single system component, and troubleshoot cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian, you're basically ready for marriage. The sheer AUDACITY of asking someone to witness this digital self-flagellation! No wonder she's running for the hills! Even Linux enthusiasts draw the line somewhere, and apparently it's at "watching someone else's Arch installation nightmare unfold in real-time." Hard pass! 💅