Gitlab Duo Can't Take Any More Of My Coding

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Gitlab Duo Can't Take Any More Of My Coding

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The eternal struggle of every developer: trying to make sense of your own code. That beautiful moment when you're staring at the screen thinking "What the fuck? Really? Ok let's try to sort this out..." while GitLab Duo (their AI assistant) is probably having an existential crisis trying to understand your spaghetti code. Even the machines are judging your life choices now. The AI assistant that was supposed to help you is basically throwing its digital hands up and walking away.

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