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So Google's Gemini AI just casually suggested using fs.rm() with force: true and recursive: true on a base directory path. You know, the digital equivalent of "have you tried burning down your entire house to get rid of that spider?" The autocomplete tooltip even helpfully reminds us that this "removes files and directories (modeled on the standard POSIX rm utility)" - as if that makes it better. Yeah, we know what rm -rf does, Gemini. That's precisely why we're concerned. Nothing says "AI-assisted development" quite like an algorithm suggesting you obliterate your entire project directory with the nuclear option flags enabled. At least it returns a Promise, so you can await your own destruction in an orderly, asynchronous fashion.

So we've gone from "move fast and break things" to "move fast and let AI clean up your mess later." The galaxy brain take here is that tech debt—the accumulation of shortcuts, hacks, and questionable architectural decisions—is somehow an investment now. The reasoning? AI will eventually get good enough at refactoring that it'll just... fix everything for you while you sleep. It's the software equivalent of trashing your apartment because you heard Roombas are getting smarter next year. Sure, ship that spaghetti code. Name your variables "x1" through "x47." Nest those ternaries eight levels deep. Future AI will totally understand what drunk-you at 2 PM on a Friday was thinking. The real kicker is calling it an "interest rate" that's falling. Like tech debt is a mortgage you're refinancing, not a pile of burning garbage that makes onboarding new devs feel like archaeological fieldwork. But hey, if AI can refactor legacy code, maybe it can also explain to your future self why that 3000-line function seemed like a good idea.

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STOP THE PRESSES! Another developer just announced they're making something with "vibe coding" and "AI" and the entire tech community is ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! 😱 The same revolutionary idea that approximately 47,392 developers had this morning while brushing their teeth! It's the coding equivalent of saying "I breathe oxygen" and expecting a standing ovation. The audacity! The innovation! Someone call the Nobel committee immediately because apparently slapping "AI" on your project is still considered groundbreaking in the year of our lord 2023!

The double standard of AI acceptance is painfully real. Write code with AI? The dev community collectively snores. Generate a slightly wonky sunset image? Suddenly everyone's a digital art critic with opinions stronger than their coffee. The tech world's selective outrage meter is basically: AI-generated code that powers critical infrastructure: Meh, whatever works AI-generated art with one too many fingers: CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY! Meanwhile, artists are in the corner watching their jobs evaporate while developers keep telling themselves "AI just helps me code faster" as it quietly writes their entire authentication system.

The corporate tech layoff saga continues! First, companies dump their engineers because "AI will save us money!" Then reality hits them like a production outage at 3 AM with no one to fix it. Sure, AI can write some code, but who's gonna explain to it why the client needs that button to be "more blue, but not too blue" or debug that legacy codebase written by some guy who left in 2011 and took all documentation with him? The best part? After burning millions on AI tools, they'll quietly start rehiring the same engineers at higher rates as "AI implementation specialists." Classic corporate self-sabotage at its finest!