The eternal job title inflation cycle in tech. In 2005, PHP developers were desperately trying to distinguish themselves from "IT guys." Fast forward to 2015, and suddenly "programmer" became a dirty word - everyone had to be a "software developer." Now the prophecy shows us in 2025, those same folks will be scoffing: "Developer? Please, I'm an AI engineer." Meanwhile, the actual work remains the same: making computers do things without crashing too often. The more things change, the more we just rebrand our LinkedIn profiles.