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Excel Wizard Outperforms Engineering Team
Programming Devops Microsoft Databases Backend
14 days ago 157.3K views 0 shares
Excel Wizard Outperforms Engineering Team
The accounting department's Excel wizard has secretly built a more reliable distributed system than your entire engineering team. While you're debugging dependency hell in your microservices architecture, Barbara from accounting has 70 perfectly synchronized Excel sheets running the entire company without a single Kubernetes cluster in sight. Her "legacy system" hasn't crashed in 15 years, and nobody dares ask how it works because the last IT guy who tried is now selling handmade jewelry on Etsy.

Are Accountants Data Scientists?
AI Algorithms Math Programming Databases
25 days ago 229.6K views 0 shares
Are Accountants Data Scientists?
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing accountants to data scientists! 💅 Just because someone can stare at spreadsheets until their eyeballs bleed doesn't make them a data scientist! The accountant in this image is LITERALLY drowning in columns of dollar amounts while Excel has become their prison and spreadsheets their wallpaper. Meanwhile, actual data scientists are out there building neural networks and pretending they understand what their algorithms are doing! The identity crisis is REAL, people! Next thing you know, my mom who makes pivot tables in Excel will start calling herself a "machine learning engineer." THE HORROR!

Programmer X Accountant: Double-Entry Damage System
Gamedev C++ Programming Java
2 months ago 160.9K views 0 shares
Programmer X Accountant: Double-Entry Damage System
Double-entry bookkeeping meets game development! Instead of simply updating health values, this meticulous dev tracks every hit and miss with proper accounting principles. Each damage event creates balanced transactions—when you inflict damage, both your damage account gets credited AND a missed damage account gets debited. Taking damage? Same deal but reversed! The compiler might not care about balanced books, but somewhere an accounting professor is nodding in approval while a game design teacher questions their life choices.

VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful
Programming Microsoft Databases Backend
3 months ago 273.8K views 0 shares
VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful
Nothing humbles a CS graduate with 6 years of experience and a GitHub full of microservices quite like watching Brenda from Accounting unleash her Excel VBA sorcery. While you're debating which framework to use, she's built an entire ERP system with macros and formulas that somehow never breaks. Her Excel sheets communicate better than your team's Slack channel. The funniest part? She learned it all from a weekend workshop in 2003 and calls it "just a little spreadsheet trick."