2025 In A Nutshell

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2025 In A Nutshell

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Samsung really looked at the AI hype train and said "hold my semiconductors." While everyone's busy building massive data centers that consume enough power to light up a small country, Samsung's just casually standing there with Micron like "yeah, we make the memory chips that make all this possible." The real winners of the AI gold rush? Not the prospectors—it's the people selling the shovels. Or in this case, the people selling the RAM and storage that keeps those GPU clusters from turning into expensive paperweights. Classic tech ecosystem moment: the infrastructure providers quietly printing money while everyone else fights over who has the best LLM.

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