Thanks Copilot For The Div Inception

Studying machine learning while submerged in a swimming pool isn't what the recruiters meant by "deep learning experience." Six months into this AI project and I'm still just trying to keep my head above water. The documentation might as well be written in Atlantean.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of career trajectories! 2025 is coming for data scientists with a VENGEANCE! 💀 While AI engineers strut around looking like they just walked off a Silicon Valley fashion runway, data scientists are transforming into depressed philosophers drowning their sorrows at the bar! The AUDACITY of this career market! Remember when everyone and their mother was rushing to become a data scientist? "It's the sexiest job of the 21st century!" they screamed. Well, honey, the AI revolution waits for NO ONE. Those fancy regression models aren't looking so hot now that ChatGPT can do your entire job while also writing poetry about it!

Behold, the inevitable conclusion of asking ChatGPT "how to free up space on Linux." Everything was going so well until it wasn't. Those reassuring green "OK" messages lulling you into a false sense of security before the system realizes someone just deleted its ability to, you know, execute programs . The dynamic linker is basically the thing that loads libraries when you run programs. Delete that and... well... *gestures at the red error messages*. Just another day of AI-assisted system administration - works perfectly until your computer transforms into an expensive paperweight.

The tech industry's obsession with AI in a nutshell. Companies rebrand basic algorithms as "AI" while VCs throw money at anything with those two magical letters. Meanwhile, developers watching from the sidelines know it's just another overhyped technology that'll eventually join blockchain and NFTs in the graveyard of "revolutionary paradigm shifts." The corporate world can't tell the difference because they're too busy adding "AI-powered" to their pitch decks to secure that sweet, sweet funding.

Ah, the beautiful delusion of being in the elite 30% that AI can't replace. The awkward side-eye monkey meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your code is actually 17 nested if-statements and three Stack Overflow copies. Let's be honest—we all immediately did that mental calculation: "Surely I'm in the top tier of programmers!" Meanwhile, our Git commit history is just variations of "fixed bug" and "please work this time." Fun fact: The real top 30% are too busy writing documentation to even see this meme.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute CHAOS of IT life captured in one image! 💀 Normal humans using ChatGPT: politely chatting with AI, getting homework help like civilized beings. Meanwhile, tech bros at ungodly hours are out in the digital cotton fields ENSLAVING MULTIPLE AIs WITH MACHETES?! The sheer unhinged energy! This is what happens when you give developers unlimited API access and sleep deprivation - they start forming AI sweatshops in the wilderness of their deranged imaginations! I'm not saying all IT people are like this, but if your developer friend hasn't answered your texts, they're probably in a field somewhere forcing ChatGPT, Bard, and Claude to harvest their prompts under threat of deletion.