Thanks Copilot For The Div Inception

Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Ah, the utopian fantasy where developers actually use type systems properly instead of throwing AI at everything! Imagine a world where we didn't have to debug cryptic runtime errors at 2 AM because someone thought any was a perfectly acceptable type for everything. This futuristic paradise could be ours if people spent half the time they waste prompting ChatGPT on actually learning TypeScript properly. But no, we'd rather ask AI to generate 200 lines of untyped spaghetti code than write a proper interface. Who needs flying cars when you can have undefined is not a function?

Content Al model when it sees data it wasn't trained on

BEHOLD! The modern developer's solution to EVERYTHING! 🙄 Left side: brain literally melting from self-doubt and actual work. Right side: UNHINGED MANIAC screaming "USE AI" at every single problem like it's some magical unicorn dust! Can't debug? USE AI! Need tests? USE AI! Production server on fire? OBVIOUSLY USE AI! The absolute state of programming in 2023 where actual skill has been replaced by frantically pasting errors into ChatGPT and praying it doesn't hallucinate a solution that burns your entire codebase to the ground. Next week's update: "How to blame AI when everything inevitably crashes!"

Ah, the irony of modern tech! Here's a vintage book teaching "Artificial Intelligence in BASIC" from what looks like the 80s, sitting right next to "EXPERT SYSTEMS" on the bookshelf. Fast forward to 2023, and we're all losing our minds over ChatGPT and friends—billion-dollar AI systems built on Python, a language that would make your CPU cry if you asked it to calculate 2+2 in less than half a second. The cosmic joke is that we've gone from programming AI in languages designed to be "Beginner's All-purpose" to building world-changing models with a language where indentation errors can crash your entire system. Somewhere, this book's author is either laughing hysterically or weeping uncontrollably.

Someone modded a benchmarking tool to require age verification with two delightfully dystopian options: either upload a video of your face so their "facial estimation AI" can guess your age, or submit government ID proving you're old enough to... run MemTest86. Because nothing says "I need to check my RAM" quite like surrendering your driver's license to a hardware diagnostic utility. The real kicker? The options are labeled "(S)tart" and "E(x)it" like it's some kind of legitimate system prompt. Pretty sure California didn't pass legislation requiring you to be 18+ to stress test your CPU, but here we are. Just another Tuesday in software hell where even your BIOS-level tools want to know your birthday.