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AI Economy In A Nutshell
AI Hardware Cloud
9 hours ago 109.5K views 0 shares
AI Economy In A Nutshell
You've got all the big tech players showing up to the AI party in their finest attire—OpenAI, Anthropic, xAI, Google, Microsoft—looking absolutely fabulous and ready to burn billions on compute. Meanwhile, NVIDIA is sitting alone on the curb eating what appears to be an entire sheet cake, because they're the only ones actually making money in this whole circus. Everyone else is competing to see who can lose the most venture capital while NVIDIA just keeps selling GPUs at markup prices that would make a scalper blush. They're not at the party, they ARE the party.

Thank You AI, Very Cool, Very Helpful
AI Hardware Programming
12 hours ago 126.8K views 0 shares
Thank You AI, Very Cool, Very Helpful
Nothing says "cutting-edge AI technology" quite like an AI chatbot confidently hallucinating fake news about GPU shortages. The irony here is chef's kiss: AI systems are literally the reason we're having GPU shortages in the first place (those training clusters don't run on hopes and dreams), and now they're out here making up stories about pausing GPU releases. The CEO with the gun is the perfect reaction to reading AI-generated nonsense that sounds authoritative but is completely fabricated. It's like when Stack Overflow's AI suggests a solution that compiles but somehow sets your database on fire. Pro tip: Always verify AI-generated "news" before panicking about your next GPU upgrade. Though given current prices, maybe we should thank the AI for giving us an excuse not to buy one.

So True
Hardware Gamedev
1 day ago 233.5K views 0 shares
So True
Intel's been promising their 5080 "Super" GPU for what feels like geological eras now. Wait, Intel doesn't make the 5080? NVIDIA does? Yeah, exactly. Those folks are still waiting for something that doesn't exist while the rest of us moved on with our lives. Fun fact: By the time NVIDIA actually releases a hypothetical 5080 Super variant (if they ever do), we'll probably have invented quantum computing, solved P vs NP, and finally agreed on tabs vs spaces. The skeleton perfectly captures that eternal optimism of "just wait a bit longer for the next gen" while technology marches forward and your current rig collects dust. Pro tip from someone who's seen too many hardware cycles: buy what you need now, not what's promised for tomorrow. Otherwise you'll be that skeleton on the bench, still refreshing r/nvidia for launch dates.

I Got Your Monitors Missing 0.01 Hz And I'm Not Giving It Back
Hardware Windows Linux
1 day ago 172.9K views 0 shares
I Got Your Monitors Missing 0.01 Hz And I'm Not Giving It Back
You know that feeling when you set up dual monitors and one is running at 200.01 Hz while the other is stuck at 200.00 Hz? Yeah, the GPU is basically holding that extra 0.01 Hz hostage. It's like having two perfectly matched monitors, same model, same specs, bought on the same day... and somehow the universe decided one deserves slightly more refresh rate than the other. The NVIDIA driver just sits there smugly, refusing to sync them up. You'll spend 45 minutes in display settings trying to manually set them to match, only to realize the option simply doesn't exist. That 0.01 Hz difference? It's the GPU's now. Consider it rent for using dual monitors. And yes, you absolutely WILL notice the difference. Or at least you'll convince yourself you do.

You Never Know What's Next
Hardware Gamedev
4 days ago 182.6K views 0 shares
You Never Know What's Next
Your parents bought a house in their 20s. You bought a CPU, GPU, and mechanical keyboards that cost more than your rent. Different generations, different priorities. At least your RGB lights make you feel alive while you contemplate the heat death of your bank account. The real kicker? That $1,949 GPU will be obsolete in 18 months, but your parents' house tripled in value. Financial planning at its finest.

Sorry, Uh... Everyone.
Hardware
5 days ago 299.1K views 0 shares
Sorry, Uh... Everyone.
When you finally splurge on that fancy new monitor, your GPU looks at it like "oh, so NOW I gotta work overtime?" Meanwhile, your old monitor is giving you the stink eye, and your wallet just straight up died on the spot. The betrayal is REAL. Your GPU thought it was cruising through 1080p like a retired accountant playing golf, but now it's gotta push 1440p or 4K like it's training for the Olympics. The new monitor is absolutely TERRIFIED because it knows what's coming – lag, stuttering, maybe even some thermal throttling. It's like buying a Ferrari and realizing you can only afford regular gas. RIP to everyone who upgraded their display without checking if their GPU could handle it. We've all been there, living that 30fps cinematic experience life.

Let Me Plug Bluetooth Into My GPU
Hardware Windows
13 days ago 246.6K views 0 shares
Let Me Plug Bluetooth Into My GPU
Someone really looked at a Bluetooth antenna and thought "Yeah, this totally belongs in my GPU slot." The sheer audacity of advertising that your wireless dongle supports EVERY version of Windows from 7 to 11 while casually occupying prime real estate meant for graphics cards is absolutely sending me. Like bestie, I don't care if it supports Windows 95 through Windows 3000, you're blocking my RTX 4090 for... Bluetooth? The same technology my $10 mouse uses? The disrespect to that PCIe slot is ASTRONOMICAL. This is like renting a penthouse apartment just to store your socks.

I Don't Need No Rolex
AI Hardware
14 days ago 203.2K views 0 shares
I Don't Need No Rolex
The beautiful irony here is chef's kiss. A subreddit that supposedly despises AI because it's driving up RAM prices (thanks to all those GPU-hungry models) just upvoted an AI-generated image to 25k+. The post shows RAM sticks strapped to a wrist like a luxury watch—because who needs a Rolex when you can flex your DDR5 modules? The PC Master Race crowd loves to complain about AI training inflating hardware costs, yet they can't resist a good meme... even when it's made by the very thing they claim to hate. It's like protesting McDonald's while eating a Big Mac. The hypocrisy is so thick you could mine it for crypto. Also, wearing RAM as a watch is actually peak PC culture—telling time is temporary, but 64GB of memory is forever (or until DDR6 drops).

Conditions Are Not The Same For Everyone
Hardware Gamedev
15 days ago 217.4K views 0 shares
Conditions Are Not The Same For Everyone
When someone tells you 8GB VRAM is "useless these days" but you're out here running Cyberpunk on a GPU that's older than some interns on your team. Different eras, different survival strategies. The guy who gamed on a 3050ti with 4GB has developed the kind of optimization skills that would make embedded systems engineers weep with pride. Meanwhile, Mr. 5060 8GB is complaining about not being able to run everything on ultra with ray tracing maxed out. It's the hardware equivalent of junior devs complaining about not having enough RAM while senior devs remember optimizing code to fit in kilobytes. You don't choose the struggle life, the struggle life chooses you—and sometimes it makes you a better problem solver. Or at least really good at tweaking graphics settings.

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All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs
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15 days ago 299.5K views 0 shares
All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs
Running Postgres at scale for 800 million users while conveniently forgetting to contribute back to the open-source project that's literally holding your entire infrastructure together? Classic move. PostgreSQL is one of those legendary open-source databases that powers half the internet—from Instagram to Spotify—yet somehow companies rake in billions while the maintainers survive on coffee and GitHub stars. The goose's awkward retreat is basically every tech company when you ask about their open-source contributions. They'll spend $50 million on GPU clusters for their "revolutionary AI chatbot" but can't spare $10k for the database that's been rock-solid since before some of their engineers were born. The PostgreSQL team literally enables trillion-dollar valuations and gets... what, a shoutout in the docs? Fun fact: PostgreSQL doesn't even have a corporate sponsor like MySQL (Oracle) or MongoDB. It's maintained by a volunteer community and the PostgreSQL Global Development Group. So yeah, maybe toss them a few bucks between your next GPU shipment.

We Tried To Warn You Guys
Hardware AI Gamedev Programming
17 days ago 293.1K views 0 shares
We Tried To Warn You Guys
Every year, it's the same dance. Seasoned devs and PC builders screaming "BUY NOW DURING BLACK FRIDAY" while everyone else goes "nah, I'll wait for a better deal." Then January rolls around and suddenly GPUs are either sold out, scalped to the moon, or both. And there you are, refreshing Newegg at 2 PM on a Tuesday, wondering why you didn't listen. The GPU market is basically a psychological thriller at this point. Crypto miners, AI bros training their models, and gamers all fighting over the same silicon. The people who bought in November are happily training their neural networks while you're stuck debugging on integrated graphics like it's 2005. Pro tip: When people who survived the 2021 GPU shortage tell you to buy something, maybe just buy it.

When GPU Isn't The Only Problem Anymore
Hardware Gamedev
18 days ago 328.3K views 0 shares
When GPU Isn't The Only Problem Anymore
Dropped $2000 on an RTX 5090 thinking you've ascended to gaming nirvana, only to discover your entire setup is held together by decade-old components running at peasant specs. Your shiny new flagship GPU is basically a Ferrari engine strapped to a horse-drawn carriage. That 1080p 60Hz monitor? It's like buying a telescope and looking through a toilet paper roll. And that CPU from the Obama administration? Yeah, it's bottlenecking harder than merge day with 47 unresolved conflicts. The 5090 is just sitting there, using about 12% of its power, wondering what it did to deserve this life. Classic case of optimizing the wrong part of the system. It's like refactoring your frontend to shave off 2ms while your backend is running SQL queries that would make a database admin weep.