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I Mean Yeah, My Son Is Named GeForce
Hardware
1 hour ago 30.3K views 0 shares
I Mean Yeah, My Son Is Named GeForce
The ultimate dad joke meets hardware obsession. The father starts with the classic flower-based pun explanation for his daughter's name, but then reveals his true identity – a PC enthusiast who named his son after his dream computer build. Nothing says "I love you" quite like naming your child after an RTX 5090 with 64GB RAM. The real family heirloom isn't grandma's jewelry, it's that 8TB NVMe drive.

We Looped Right Back
Hardware
3 days ago 50.0K views 0 shares
We Looped Right Back
Guy wakes up from a decade-long coma excited about his "powerful" 8GB graphics card, completely unaware that GPU prices have gone full circle. In 2013, an 8GB card was high-end. Then came the crypto mining apocalypse, scalpers, and chip shortages that made buying any GPU require a second mortgage. Now he's about to discover his ancient dream card costs more than it did when he went under. The circle of GPU life continues.

Who Would Win: $2000 GPU vs Japanese Dev Coding Like It's 2009
Gamedev AI Hardware C++ Algorithms
3 days ago 63.6K views 0 shares
Who Would Win: $2000 GPU vs Japanese Dev Coding Like It's 2009
Billion-dollar GPU vs. one efficient Japanese coder? Not even a contest. While we're all chasing fancy hardware to run our bloated, framework-heavy code, Japanese game devs are out here making masterpieces run on calculators. Monster Hunter and Elden Ring weren't built with 16 layers of abstraction and 800MB of node_modules. The rest of us are like "I need a quantum computer to center this div" while they're squeezing every last cycle from hardware like it's still the PS2 era. Efficiency is apparently a lost art everywhere except Japan.

The Five Stages Of Hardware Enlightenment
Hardware Programming
4 days ago 57.9K views 0 shares
The Five Stages Of Hardware Enlightenment
The ultimate hardware hacker's enlightenment path! Start with CPU overclocking (basic brain activation), move to GPU (now we're getting somewhere), then RAM (transcending mortal speeds), followed by SSD (reaching digital nirvana), and finally—overclocking your power supply (congratulations, you've achieved godhood and possibly created a small thermonuclear event in your bedroom). It's the five stages of PC performance grief: denial of warranty, anger at temperatures, bargaining with cooling solutions, depression from system instability, and acceptance that you'll eventually buy a new rig anyway.

Max Load Keeping The Cookie Warm
Hardware
4 days ago 54.3K views 0 shares
Max Load Keeping The Cookie Warm
When your GPU runs so hot it doubles as a cookie warmer. That's not a bug, it's a feature! High-end graphics cards pushing 80°C while rendering those sweet 144 FPS is the most expensive kitchen appliance you never knew you needed. Next-level multitasking: compiling shaders while keeping your chocolate chips in that perfect melty state. The RGB lighting isn't just for show—it's indicating whether your snack is at optimal temperature. Now if only we could expense this to the company as "thermal output testing equipment."

The Optimization Paradox
Gamedev Hardware Programming
5 days ago 52.8K views 0 shares
The Optimization Paradox
When DLSS and FSR came along, budget gamers rejoiced: "Finally! My potato GPU can run Cyberpunk without melting!" Meanwhile, game devs were like "Perfect! Now we can skip optimization entirely and just crank up the system requirements!" It's the classic tech arms race - for every frame-boosting technology we get, developers find a way to make games even more demanding. Your fancy upscaling just bought you six months before the next poorly optimized AAA title makes your GPU cry again.

Who The Fuck Asked For Raytracing?
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
6 days ago 50.1K views 0 shares
Who The Fuck Asked For Raytracing?
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game developers to put raytracing in EVERYTHING! 💅 The meme shows Noah being absolutely FLABBERGASTED by the three types of raytracing animals entering his ark. Like honey, we've gone from "raytracing always on games" (the small elephant) to the DRAMATIC options of "raytracing off" (the big elephant) and "raytracing on" (the penguin). Meanwhile, our graphics cards are LITERALLY MELTING and our electricity bills are having a midlife crisis! But sure, let's make those water puddles look extra reflective while I eat ramen for the fifth night in a row because I spent my life savings on an RTX card. WORTH IT! ✨

The True Luxury
Gamedev Hardware Unity
7 days ago 76.8K views 0 shares
The True Luxury
Nothing says "I've made it in life" quite like dropping $3,000 on a liquid-cooled gaming rig with RGB everything just to play Stardew Valley at 500 FPS. It's the computing equivalent of buying a Ferrari to pick up groceries—completely unnecessary but oh-so-satisfying. The true galaxy brain move is watching your 3090 Ti sit at 2% utilization while you sink 200 hours into a game that could run on a scientific calculator.

I Mean, Come On... Just Sell Your Kidney Already
Hardware Gamedev
7 days ago 67.3K views 0 shares
I Mean, Come On... Just Sell Your Kidney Already
Crawling through the desert of GPU prices while NVIDIA laughs all the way to the bank. The RTX 5090 costs a kidney and your firstborn at $3000, but somehow we still convince ourselves it's worth it for those extra 5 FPS in Minecraft. Meanwhile, the perfectly capable RX 9070 XT sits there at $850 like the reasonable choice nobody wants to make. Because nothing says "responsible adult" like eating ramen for six months to render ray-traced reflections in puddles slightly better.

Brute Force vs. The Swarm
Hardware Algorithms Programming
7 days ago 57.1K views 1 shares
Brute Force vs. The Swarm
The strongman pulling a truck represents your CPU - powerful but working alone, handling one big task at a time. Meanwhile, the GPU is like those dozens of people working together to pull an airplane - individually weaker but massively parallel. After 15 years in tech, I've watched countless developers throw CPU cores at problems that scream for GPU parallelization. It's like watching someone use a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame.

Intel's Dual GPU: Five Hours Of Uninterrupted Staring
Hardware
8 days ago 79.0K views 0 shares
Intel's Dual GPU: Five Hours Of Uninterrupted Staring
Intel entering the GPU market with a dual-GPU setup is like watching your quiet accountant friend suddenly announce they're becoming a professional skateboarder. The top image shows Intel's Arc B60 dual-GPU with 48GB VRAM—absolute hardware pornography for the tech-obsessed. And that reaction? Pure tech lust. Five hours of uninterrupted staring is actually the minimum recommended viewing time for new hardware. It's the standard unit of measurement for "how badly do I want this thing I absolutely don't need but will convince myself is essential for checking email."

The Great GPU Number Bamboozle
Hardware
9 days ago 57.2K views 0 shares
The Great GPU Number Bamboozle
Ah, the classic GPU model number trap. When your "upgrade" from a GTX 1080 Ti to an RTX 5060 gives you a 5× performance boost... or does it? Someone clearly forgot that Nvidia's marketing department is playing 4D chess with these model numbers. The 1080 in the chart is just the model number, not the performance score, while 5060 is the actual benchmark. It's like comparing apples to... well, model numbers of apples. This is why senior devs trust benchmarks, not fancy digits in product names.