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Nvidia's playing 4D chess here. They know exactly what's about to happen: AI startups that raised $50M on a pitch deck with "ChatGPT but for X" are panic-buying H100s and enterprise GPUs like they're going out of style. Meanwhile, gamers just want to play Cyberpunk at 4K, but nope—production halted on consumer cards. The brutal reality? Once the VC funding dries up and these startups realize their "revolutionary AI" is just a fine-tuned LLaMA model with a fancy UI, those orders are getting cancelled faster than you can say "pivot to blockchain." But Nvidia's already got their money, hence the legendary "NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES - ALL SALES FINAL" policy. Jensen's out here with the leather jacket energy, basically telling gamers "sorry, your RTX 5090 dreams will have to wait while we sell $40,000 GPUs to companies that'll be defunct by Q3." The man knows the AI bubble playbook by heart: take the money, ship the silicon, watch the inevitable implosion from a safe distance. Absolute savage business move.

Setting up a classic cardboard box trap with a trail of RAM sticks leading to it. Because apparently the CEO of OpenAI can't resist the siren call of more compute power. The joke here is that Sam Altman is constantly obsessed with scaling AI models, which requires absolutely obscene amounts of computational resources. The man literally tweets about needing more GPUs like the rest of us tweet about needing coffee. So naturally, if you want to catch him, just lay out some hardware as bait. It's the tech equivalent of leaving a trail of cheese for a mouse, except this mouse has a $90 billion company and is single-handedly responsible for making everyone panic about AGI. The H2 marking on the box is a nice touch—probably stands for "more H100s please."

Oh sweet summer child, thinking GPU prices will ever return to sanity. The AI gold rush has NVIDIA and friends swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck, selling H100s for the price of a small house. Remember when you could buy a decent GPU without taking out a second mortgage? The beautiful delusion here is that once the AI bubble inevitably pops (and it will, they always do), hardware manufacturers will graciously lower their prices back to reasonable levels. Spoiler alert: they won't. They've tasted that sweet enterprise money, and consumer gamers can keep dreaming about $300 graphics cards. Fun fact: NVIDIA's data center revenue went from $3 billion in 2020 to over $47 billion in 2024. Yeah, they're definitely going back to caring about your Fortnite rig.