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No Hash Map, No Problem (Actually, Big Problem)
Javascript Android Programming
19 days ago 81.2K views 0 shares
No Hash Map, No Problem (Actually, Big Problem)
Whoever wrote this switch statement clearly never heard of a HashMap. They're out here mapping Samsung Galaxy Buds models to their product codes like it's 1999. Instead of this monstrosity with 10+ case statements, they could've just done: const productCodes = {"Galaxy Buds FE": "R400XX", ...} and then return productCodes[var] || "default"; But hey, who needs elegant solutions when you can write code that scrolls for days? Bonus points for the completely random product codes that follow no logical pattern whatsoever. Samsung's engineers are probably the same people who name their variables a1, a2, a3...

Multi-Platform Battlefield
Programming Iot Android Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 91.1K views 0 shares
Multi-Platform Battlefield
You: "My app works on all platforms!" Reality: Someone's trying to run your code on their Samsung smart fridge and suddenly your medieval knight armor doesn't feel so impenetrable anymore. The eternal struggle of "write once, debug everywhere" continues. Your app might support Windows, Mac, and Linux, but there's always that one user with a toaster running Android 2.3 wondering why your UI looks like abstract art.

The Circle Of Tech Life: 3D Is Dead, Long Live 3D
Hardware Gamedev Programming
2 months ago 100.8K views 0 shares
The Circle Of Tech Life: 3D Is Dead, Long Live 3D
The circle of tech life continues. Nintendo's 3DS died in 2024, only for Samsung to resurrect the glasses-free 3D concept a year later with their fancy Odyssey monitor. Ten years of developers avoiding 3D like the plague, and now we're supposed to believe it's revolutionary again? Watch us waste another decade optimizing for a feature nobody asked for while our actual code still runs on duct tape and prayers.

Folding Phones: The Web Developer's New Nightmare
Webdev React Javascript Programming Frontend
3 months ago 128.3K views 0 shares
Folding Phones: The Web Developer's New Nightmare
Folding phones: "Look at our revolutionary technology!" Web developers: *existential crisis intensifies* Just when we finally convinced clients that websites don't need to look identical on every device, Samsung drops these origami nightmares. Responsive design was hard enough with rectangles. Now we're debugging layouts that fold like a lawn chair. Media queries don't have a "bent in half" setting yet.