Corporate Poetry On A Hat

Corporate Poetry On A Hat
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Ah yes, that childhood dream we all had of "transforming unstructured data into actionable business insights." Right between wanting to be an astronaut and a dinosaur.

Nobody in the history of humanity has ever uttered these words without being in the middle of a job interview or writing LinkedIn content after their third coffee. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your date you "enjoy long walks on the beach" โ€“ technically words, practically meaningless.

Next up: a hat that says "I've always been passionate about optimizing cross-functional synergies to leverage stakeholder engagement."

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