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Best Pull Request Of All Time

46 minutes ago 10.4K views 0 shares

Someone really just opened a PR to add their own name to the README as a "random contributor" because they "thought it would be cool to be on it." The sheer audacity of this self-nomination is chef's kiss. No code changes, no bug fixes, no documentation improvements—just pure, unfiltered main character energy. And they're "open to feedbacks on the implementation" like they just architected a distributed system instead of typing their own name into a markdown file. The reactions tell the whole story: 1 thumbs up (probably from their alt account), 9 thumbs down, 8 laughing emojis, and 2 party poppers from people who appreciate the comedy gold. This is the kind of confidence we all need when negotiating salaries, honestly.

Can't Deny The Feelings

Hardware Programming

2 hours ago 27.0K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you upgrade from 16GB to 64GB of DDR5 and suddenly you're walking around like you own the place? Yeah, your IDE still takes 30 seconds to start up and Chrome is still eating 8GB for breakfast, but now you have headroom . You're basically royalty now. The best part? You'll never use more than 32GB, but just knowing those extra gigabytes are sitting there, unused and pristine, waiting for that one time you accidentally open Docker, VS Code, Android Studio, and 47 Chrome tabs simultaneously... that's the real flex. Money well spent? Absolutely not. Do you feel like a king? Absolutely yes.

Does Anyone Here Actually Want AI Baked Into The OS?

Windows AI Microsoft

3 hours ago 51.6K views 0 shares

Does Anyone Here Actually Want AI Baked Into The OS?

Microsoft's entire user base when they announced Copilot would be embedded into Windows 11. Nobody asked for an AI assistant that uses 2GB of RAM just to tell you the weather, but here we are. The enthusiasm gap between Microsoft's boardroom and actual users has never been wider—they're out here acting like we've been desperately waiting for our OS to hallucinate file locations and suggest we "try turning it off and on again" in a more conversational tone. The collective exodus speaks volumes: some fled to Linux, others just disabled every AI feature they could find in Settings (good luck finding them all). Meanwhile, Microsoft's still convinced this is what innovation looks like.

Kotlin Will Save You And Me Both

Kotlin Android Programming Java

4 hours ago 55.7K views 0 shares

Java out here acting like a precision weapon aimed directly at your codebase, ready to obliterate everything with NullPointerExceptions, verbose boilerplate, and that special kind of pain only checked exceptions can deliver. But then Kotlin swoops in like a cozy safety blanket, wrapping your code in null safety, extension functions, and data classes that don't require 47 lines of getters and setters. Your codebase goes from "under attack" to "chilling on a peaceful beach" real quick. It's basically Google's way of saying "yeah, we know Java hurts, here's some aspirin" when they made Kotlin the preferred language for Android. Your legacy Java code is still down there somewhere, but at least now it's protected.

Listen Here Rich Bitch, I Own My Pc

Cloud Hardware Microsoft Windows Programming

5 hours ago 76.6K views 0 shares

The dystopian nightmare we're all hurtling towards at breakneck speed! Big Tech really out here trying to convince us that owning hardware is SO last century, darling. Why buy a computer when you can just subscribe to one for the low, low price of your entire paycheck every month until the heat death of the universe? But us crusty developers? We're clinging to our actual physical machines like they're the last lifeboats on the Titanic. You can pry my locally-owned PC from my cold, dead, carpal-tunnel-riddled hands! We didn't survive the transition from floppy disks to cloud storage just to become eternal renters of our own workstations. The audacity of thinking we'd give up root access to our own machines! Absolutely not, Jeff.

Romance Hits Different In Tech

Git Webdev Programming

6 hours ago 81.7K views 0 shares

So artists write love songs, but tech bros? They name git branches after their crushes. Nothing says "I'm emotionally unavailable but also weirdly sentimental" quite like git checkout -b feature/sarah-redesign . The Reddit comment about Rebecca Purple is chef's kiss though - that's actually a CSS color named after Rebecca Alison Meyer, the daughter of CSS legend Eric Meyer, who passed away at age 6. So yeah, naming conventions in tech can get surprisingly deep and emotional. But your crush? She doesn't need a git branch, my guy. She needs a text message.

Conditions Are Not The Same For Everyone

Hardware Gamedev

8 hours ago 108.2K views 0 shares

Conditions Are Not The Same For Everyone

When someone tells you 8GB VRAM is "useless these days" but you're out here running Cyberpunk on a GPU that's older than some interns on your team. Different eras, different survival strategies. The guy who gamed on a 3050ti with 4GB has developed the kind of optimization skills that would make embedded systems engineers weep with pride. Meanwhile, Mr. 5060 8GB is complaining about not being able to run everything on ultra with ray tracing maxed out. It's the hardware equivalent of junior devs complaining about not having enough RAM while senior devs remember optimizing code to fit in kilobytes. You don't choose the struggle life, the struggle life chooses you—and sometimes it makes you a better problem solver. Or at least really good at tweaking graphics settings.

You Would Think PCMR Would Actually Try To Do Something About It

Microsoft Hardware Windows Linux

8 hours ago 113.8K views 0 shares

You Would Think PCMR Would Actually Try To Do Something About It

The most beautiful display of cognitive dissonance you'll ever witness. Everyone's SO enthusiastic about roasting Microsoft's legendary Windows updates that brick your system, the Blue Screen of Death family reunions, and Cortana's existential crisis. But the SECOND someone suggests actually switching to Linux or literally anything else? Crickets. Absolute radio silence. Tumbleweeds rolling through the auditorium. It's like complaining your ex is toxic while renewing your relationship subscription every month. The PC Master Race will write 47-page essays about how much they despise Microsoft's telemetry and forced updates, but when push comes to shove, nobody's ready to give up their precious game compatibility and Adobe suite. Stockholm syndrome has never looked so RGB-lit.

All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs

Databases AI Programming Backend Cloud

9 hours ago 124.1K views 0 shares

All Money Probably Went Into Nvidia GPUs

Running Postgres at scale for 800 million users while conveniently forgetting to contribute back to the open-source project that's literally holding your entire infrastructure together? Classic move. PostgreSQL is one of those legendary open-source databases that powers half the internet—from Instagram to Spotify—yet somehow companies rake in billions while the maintainers survive on coffee and GitHub stars. The goose's awkward retreat is basically every tech company when you ask about their open-source contributions. They'll spend $50 million on GPU clusters for their "revolutionary AI chatbot" but can't spare $10k for the database that's been rock-solid since before some of their engineers were born. The PostgreSQL team literally enables trillion-dollar valuations and gets... what, a shoutout in the docs? Fun fact: PostgreSQL doesn't even have a corporate sponsor like MySQL (Oracle) or MongoDB. It's maintained by a volunteer community and the PostgreSQL Global Development Group. So yeah, maybe toss them a few bucks between your next GPU shipment.

Thank You Slopya Nadella, Very Cool

Azure Devops Microsoft Backend Cloud

9 hours ago 128.9K views 0 shares

Microsoft's cloud services have been so reliable lately that we're tracking uptime in... *checks notes* ...zero days. That's right, the counter hasn't budged from 0000 because Azure and Microsoft services keep face-planting harder than a junior dev deploying to prod on a Friday. The meme shows someone gleefully hugging themselves with "Microslop" labels everywhere, because when your entire business depends on Microsoft's infrastructure and it goes down for the millionth time, all you can do is laugh through the pain. The "Slopya Nadella" wordplay is *chef's kiss* – a beautiful roast of Microsoft's CEO Satya Nadella during yet another outage. Nothing says "enterprise-grade reliability" quite like your cloud provider speedrunning downtime records. But hey, at least we're all suffering together in the Azure void. 🔥

If You Will Test Your Program In One Non EFIGS Locale Let It Be Turkish No Joke

Testing Programming Debugging Frontend Backend

10 hours ago 146.9K views 0 shares

If You Will Test Your Program In One Non EFIGS Locale Let It Be Turkish No Joke

Turkish locale is the ULTIMATE nightmare fuel for your code and will expose every single case-sensitivity bug you've been ignoring. Why? Because Turkish has this absolutely DELIGHTFUL quirk where lowercase 'i' doesn't uppercase to 'I' - it becomes 'İ' (with a dot), and uppercase 'I' lowercases to 'ı' (without a dot). So when your code does case-insensitive string comparisons or conversions, it spectacularly combusts in ways that would make a dumpster fire jealous. Your innocent toUpperCase() calls? Broken. Your string matching? Destroyed. Your assumptions about the alphabet? Shattered into a million pieces. It's like Turkish locale has a UV light that makes all your hidden bugs glow in the dark, just like those sketchy hotel rooms. Chef's kiss for QA torture.

Choose Your Drug

Programming AI Security Debugging Testing

11 hours ago 156.3K views 0 shares

Pick your poison: the light dose of "Trust Me Bro" with 300 API tokens, or go full nuclear with Codex FORTE's 600 tokens of "It Works On My Computer" energy. Both come with the same delightful side effects—technical debt that'll haunt your dreams, security holes big enough to drive a truck through, code so unmaintainable your future self will curse your name, and the cherry on top: unemployment. The pharmaceutical parody nails that feeling when you're shipping code on blind faith versus slightly more blind faith with double the confidence. Either way, you're playing Russian roulette with production, but hey, at least the FORTE version has twice the tokens to generate twice the problems. The best part? Neither option includes "actually tested and documented" as an ingredient.

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