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Sup Ladies

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In 2024, being able to write code without AI assistance has somehow become the new flex. It's like bragging about doing mental math while everyone else has calculators. We've reached a point where writing your own for-loops without Copilot whispering sweet suggestions in your ear is apparently considered a superpower that makes you irresistible. What a time to be alive—where basic programming skills have been rebranded as legendary chad behavior.

Oops The Wrong Email Guys

AWS Devops Cloud

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When you accidentally send that internal company rant about AWS pricing to the entire engineering distribution list instead of your teammate's DM. The panic that sets in when you realize 16,000 developers just got an email they definitely weren't supposed to see is the exact moment you understand why email recall features exist (and why they never actually work). Amazon's response? Fire everyone who saw it. Problem solved. Can't have a leak if there's nobody left to leak. Classic enterprise damage control strategy right there. It's like doing git reset --hard HEAD~1 on your entire workforce. Pro tip: Always double-check that "To:" field before hitting send. And maybe don't keep "[email protected]" right next to "[email protected]" in your autocomplete.

Me Making My RPG Game

Gamedev Unity Programming

2 hours ago 37.9K views 0 shares

You know you've entered true game dev hell when you spend 6 hours architecting a combat system with seventeen nested state machines, custom event buses, and a dependency injection framework that would make enterprise Java developers weep with pride—all because you refused to watch a single tutorial. The code is so convoluted that only you can understand it, and even that's questionable after a coffee break. But hey, at least it's YOUR spaghetti code, crafted with the stubborn determination of someone who thinks "best practices" are just suggestions for people who lack vision. The real kicker? It probably does the exact same thing a simple switch statement would've done, but with 400% more architectural "elegance."

100% Worth It!

Hardware

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When you're so hyped about your new DDR5 RAM that you're willing to show off your appendectomy scar in the same photo. Priorities: sorted. The man just got out of surgery and his first thought was "let me flex my Corsair Vengeance RGB." The hospital gown is still on, the surgical dressing is fresh, but those RAM sticks? Even fresher. Nothing says "I'm recovering well" quite like posing with hardware that costs more than the medical bill in some countries. The dedication is real. The RGB will heal all wounds faster than any antibiotic ever could.

Virgin Framework Vs Chad ThinkPad

Hardware Windows Linux

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The classic virgin vs chad format, but make it about hardware worship. Modern frameworks get roasted for chasing Apple aesthetics with their boring gray colorways and weird dongle-dependent ports, while being so anorexic-thin they can't fit a replaceable battery. Meanwhile, the ThinkPad is out here being the Nokia 3310 of laptops—10+ years old, still kicking, with a replaceable CPU and optical drive bay because why not . The TrackPointer (that iconic red nub) gets the respect it deserves as a "magnificent" input device, while frameworks are crying about not having 14-inch models with sourceable screens. The best part? That ThinkPad can't even run Windows 11 because it lacks TPM 2.0 support, but who cares when you're running Linux like a true gigachad. The "fancy stickers put on by the user" is the cherry on top—because your laptop isn't complete without at least 47 programming language stickers and a "powered by caffeine" decal. Fun fact: ThinkPads were literally tested in space on the ISS. Your MacBook could never.

When Ram Is So Precious Nowadays!

Docker Devops Hardware Programming Backend

3 hours ago 57.4K views 0 shares

Docker containers are supposed to be lightweight and resource-efficient. Spoiler alert: they're not. CPU asks Docker if it can spin up some containers? Sure thing, papa. CPU asks if it can actually use some RAM? Absolutely not. CPU tries to tell a white lie about memory usage? Denied. But when Docker itself opens its mouth, you see com.docker.hyperkit casually consuming 9.06 GB like it's ordering a venti at Starbucks. The irony is thicker than your swap file. Docker preaches containerization and efficiency while its own hypervisor process eats RAM like Chrome's distant cousin at a family reunion. Your containers might be lean, but Docker Desktop? That's a different story.

Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

Programming Bash Linux Backend

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Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

The eternal dance of resume inflation. On your CV, you're architecting "decentralized real-time data flow" systems like some blockchain-wielding wizard. In reality? You're just reading from stdout and piping it to stdin. That's literally Unix 101 from 1971, but slap some buzzwords on it and suddenly you're a distributed systems expert. Every developer knows the game: take your mundane daily tasks and translate them into enterprise-speak that makes HR's eyes light up. "Implemented cross-process communication protocols" sounds way better than "I used a pipe." The swole doge vs regular doge format captures this perfectly—we all present ourselves as architectural gods while internally knowing we're just plumbers connecting pipes. The job market runs on this mutual delusion, and honestly? If HR is gonna filter for keywords instead of skills, might as well give them what they want.

I Didn't Get It

Java Csharp C++ Kotlin Programming

4 hours ago 82.0K views 0 shares

Oh, the absolute TRAGEDY of encapsulation! Someone made a private Joke object and then had the AUDACITY to provide a public setter method for it. The punchline? You literally can't access the joke directly because it's private, so you genuinely "wouldn't get it." It's a meta-joke about access modifiers that becomes the very thing it describes - an inaccessible joke. The setter is there taunting you like "here, you can SET a new joke, but you'll never GET the original one!" Pure object-oriented poetry wrapped in existential programming humor. Chef's kiss to whoever wrote this because they created a joke that perfectly embodies its own inaccessibility. The irony is *chef's kiss* immaculate.

Oo Ps

Programming Csharp Java Backend

8 hours ago 136.2K views 0 shares

Senior devs dancing around after wrapping every simple function in AbstractFactoryBuilderManagerProxyStrategyObserverAdapterDecoratorFacade classes because "it's more maintainable." They've successfully transformed a 10-line feature into a sprawling architecture that requires a PhD to understand. The junior dev just wanted to add a button, but now they're navigating through FactoryFactory classes and wondering if they accidentally opened the Java Enterprise codebase. The real kicker? When someone asks "why is this so complicated?" they'll respond with "well, what if we need to scale this to support multiple button types in the future?" Spoiler: they won't. The button will do exactly one thing for the next 5 years, but at least it's "enterprise-ready" and follows SOLID principles so hard it became LIQUID.

I Have Been Attacked

Apple MacOS Programming

11 hours ago 183.6K views 0 shares

Tech bros will drop $5K on a maxed-out MacBook Pro and a $1,500 Herman Miller chair, justifying it with spreadsheets and ROI calculations about "productivity optimization" and "ergonomic investment." Then they'll rotate through the same three wrinkled startup tees from that hackathon in 2017 like it's a capsule wardrobe. The cognitive dissonance is real—your posture gets luxury treatment while your appearance screams "I peaked when we got Series A funding." But hey, at least your lumbar support is premium while you're debugging at 2 AM in a shirt that says "Move Fast and Break Things" (which is now ironic because the company folded).

Double Production.... Right?

Hardware Devops Databases Backend Cloud

12 hours ago 190.6K views 0 shares

When hardware manufacturers announce they're doubling NAND memory capacity, every sysadmin and DevOps engineer immediately goes into panic mode. Sure, double the storage sounds great until you realize it means double the potential for catastrophic data loss, double the complexity in RAID configurations, and double the fun when trying to explain to management why "more storage" doesn't automatically mean "better performance." The nervous smile turning into existential dread perfectly captures that moment when you realize your carefully balanced production environment is about to get "upgraded" whether you like it or not. Because nothing says "stable infrastructure" quite like forcing everyone to migrate to new hardware with twice the capacity and probably twice the weird edge cases you'll discover at 3 AM. Spoiler alert: It's never production-ready when they say it is. You'll be the one finding out the hard way.

I Get This All The Time...

AI Programming Python Backend

12 hours ago 200.0K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of being a machine learning engineer at a party. Someone asks what you do, you say "I work with models," and suddenly they're picturing you hanging out with Instagram influencers while you're actually debugging why your neural network thinks every image is a cat. The glamorous life of tuning hyperparameters and staring at loss curves doesn't quite translate to cocktail conversation. Try explaining that your "models" are mathematical representations with input layers, hidden layers, and activation functions. Watch their eyes glaze over faster than a poorly optimized gradient descent. Pro tip: Just let them believe you're doing something cool. It's easier than explaining backpropagation for the hundredth time.

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