Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of remote workers pretending to slave away at their keyboards while secretly slaying dragons in their gaming lair! 🎮 That moment when your boss asks for "honesty" about your WFH productivity and you're caught in the ultimate dilemma: confess to your Steam addiction or continue the charade that you're actually working on that "database optimization" you mentioned in standup! The silent agreement between gaming buddies to NEVER reveal the truth that you've spent the last 4 hours in co-op mode instead of co-developing that urgent feature is the sacred pact of the modern workforce. Your career literally hangs by a Discord notification!

That fresh-faced "vibe coder" posing next to the tombstone of the company that hired them is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says "I'm ready to disrupt this industry" like taking selfies at the funeral of your employer's business model. Tech companies keep hiring these trendy devs who know more about aesthetic IDEs than actual algorithms, then wonder why their codebase looks like a Pinterest board that somehow runs on AWS. The burial is just a formality at this point.

VBA's syntax is the coding equivalent of that friend who keeps asking obvious questions just to watch you suffer. While most modern languages sensibly use curly braces or indentation, VBA forces you to type out full sentences like you're writing a strongly-worded letter to your compiler. End If , End While , End Function , End Sub , End Your Sanity ... it's like Microsoft wanted to ensure you spend half your coding time just closing statements. The real miracle is that VBA developers haven't collectively End ed their careers yet.