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What to do when your Code is due in 30 Minutes and you were Procrastinating 1. First, take a deep breath. It’s going to be okay. 2. Next, find the strongest stimulant you can. Caffeine, nicotine, coke, whatever you can get your hands on. You’re gonna need all your neurons overclocked for this one. 3. Try to find a fundamental flaw in the requirements that you can exploit. If all else fails, make something up. "The customer never specified the background color of the buttons when hovered" is a personal favorite. 4. Start writing code. Any code. Just enough to believe your own lies when you tell your boss what a great job you did. 5 Realize that there’s no way vou can finish in time or find a oood