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Only Setup You Need To Search For Cat Videos

2 minutes ago 1.2K views 0 shares

Someone built a literal Mac Mini data center just to browse the internet. That's right—dozens of Mac Minis, meticulously cabled and racked like they're running a Fortune 500 company's infrastructure, when in reality they're probably just streaming YouTube. The joke here is the absolutely insane overkill of creating a server farm with what appears to be 40+ Mac Minis (each costing a cool $600-$2000) for the most mundane task imaginable: watching cat videos. It's like hiring a NASA engineer to microwave your burrito. The cable management is actually pretty clean though, not gonna lie. Someone really said "if I'm going to waste an absurd amount of money on unnecessary hardware, I'm at least going to make it look professional." Respect the commitment to the bit, even if your electricity bill now rivals a small country's GDP.

Cloud Gaming Would Be Like...

Cloud Networking Gamedev

52 minutes ago 11.3K views 0 shares

Cloud gaming promises you the future of entertainment—play AAA titles on any potato device! Just stream it, they said. No downloads, they said. Then your WiFi hiccups for 0.2 seconds and suddenly you're a frozen T-Rex suspended in mid-air like you just violated the laws of physics. The irony? You're paying premium prices to rent someone else's GPU while being completely at the mercy of your ISP's mood swings. Nothing says "next-gen gaming" quite like getting wrecked in a boss fight because your internet decided to take a coffee break. At least with local gaming, when you die, it's actually your fault.

Refactoring Feelings Failed

Programming Debugging

1 hour ago 21.5K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you try to refactor your emotions like they're legacy code? "I'll just extract this sadness into a helper function, make it more modular, maybe wrap it in a try-catch..." But nope, your emotional compiler just throws the same exception right back at you. Turns out feelings don't have unit tests, and no amount of design patterns can fix a broken mental state. You can't just apply SOLID principles to your psyche and expect it to suddenly become maintainable. Sometimes the bug is a feature, and the feature is depression. Pro tip from someone who's been there: Emotions are like that one monolithic function with 500 lines of nested if-statements. You can't refactor it—you just have to live with it until the sprint ends.

If You Make This Change Make Sure That It Works

StackOverflow AI

4 hours ago 64.6K views 0 shares

If You Make This Change Make Sure That It Works

Hail Massgrave!

Windows Security Bash Microsoft

4 hours ago 67.8K views 0 shares

Oh, the sheer AUDACITY of opening PowerShell twice during a fresh Windows setup! Microsoft's surveillance system is apparently on high alert, watching you like a hawk because clearly you're about to do something absolutely SCANDALOUS with that command line. For context, Massgrave is a popular open-source Windows activation tool that runs via PowerShell scripts. So Microsoft sees you launching PowerShell for the second time and is like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right here..." 👀 The paranoia is REAL. You could literally be checking your IP address or creating a directory, but nope—Microsoft's already writing your name down in their naughty list. Big Brother Bill is watching, and he's VERY concerned about your PowerShell habits.

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?

Hardware

5 hours ago 74.7K views 0 shares

Am I The Only One Whose Urge To Build A PC Rises In A Challenging Market?

Nothing screams "financial responsibility" quite like deciding to build a gaming rig when GPU prices are doing their best impression of a SpaceX launch trajectory. When everything's affordable and reasonable? Nah, sleep mode activated. But the SECOND graphics cards cost more than a used car and RAM sticks require a small loan? Suddenly you're possessed by the spirit of Linus Tech Tips himself, frantically refreshing Newegg at 2 AM like your life depends on it. It's the programmer equivalent of only wanting to clean your room when you have a deadline due in 3 hours. The chaos fuels us. The financial irresponsibility makes it *spicy*.

Ips Vs. Oled Explained For The Car Enthusiasts

AI

5 hours ago 82.1K views 0 shares

Ips Vs. Oled Explained For The Car Enthusiasts

How The Turned Have Tables.

Programming

5 hours ago 85.3K views 0 shares

Shhh. No Tears, Only Sleep.

Linux Backend

6 hours ago 89.3K views 0 shares

Content Me holding down the power button to turn off my PC when it only shows me U Update and shut down and E Update and restart

All True

Programming Agile

6 hours ago 95.5K views 0 shares

The brutal truth of an IT career visualized in one devastating graph. Your desire to BE in IT? Plummeting faster than a production server at 5 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the number of idiots you have to deal with? Exponentially skyrocketing like it's trying to reach escape velocity. The excuses for bugs? Growing steadily because apparently "it works on my machine" is a personality trait now. Credit from your manager? Flatter than a pancake, basically nonexistent. Stress levels? Climbing those stairs to burnout city, one sprint at a time. And the pièce de résistance: your desire to LEAVE IT shoots up exponentially like a hockey stick graph, threatening to break through the ceiling. The only thing that stays consistently low is managerial credit—because why acknowledge the people who actually keep the lights on?

My Cpu Is Scared I Might Replace It So It Has Started Putting In 110% Effort

Cloud Linux Testing Backend

7 hours ago 98.9K views 0 shares

My Cpu Is Scared I Might Replace It So It Has Started Putting In 110% Effort

Content Performance CPU 110% 3.99 GHz Memory 28.3/31.9 GB (89%) Disk O (H:) HDD (SATA) 0% Disk 1 (E; HDD (SATA) 0% Disk 2 (F:) SSD (SATA) 0% Disk 3 (C:) SSD (NVMe) 0% CPU % Utilisation

That'S A High End Pc You Have, You Must Play Some Crazy Games, Me...

Programming

7 hours ago 102.7K views 0 shares

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