You Eat Too Much

You Eat Too Much
Sam Altman really just compared training AI models to raising humans and basically called us all energy-inefficient meat computers that take TWO DECADES and countless calories to achieve basic intelligence. The audacity! The shade! So while everyone's worried about AI consuming entire power grids, homeboy casually reminds us that humans are literally walking, talking, eating energy consumption machines that need 20 years of constant refueling before we can even pretend to be smart. Talk about a reality check – we're out here judging GPUs for their power consumption while we've been munching our way through life just to learn how to code "Hello World." The guy in the reaction shot is all of us realizing we've been roasted by the CEO of OpenAI without him even trying. Emotional damage: critical.

People Use AI

People Use AI
The beautiful irony here is watching people debate whether AI or humans are the real threat, while completely missing that the bell curve shows they're literally the same distribution . The top panel shows folks arguing about AI safety with the extremes thinking it's either totally controllable or apocalyptically dangerous. The bottom panel? Same exact curve, same exact percentages, just swap "AI" for "people." It's like running two identical unit tests but changing the variable name and being shocked they both pass. The 68% in the middle are just vibing with reasonable takes while the 0.1% tails are preparing bunkers or writing Medium articles about how everything is fine. The real kicker is that whoever made this probably used AI to generate it, creating a beautiful recursive loop of irony. Plot twist: maybe the dangerous ones are the 34% on each side who are slightly concerned but not enough to actually do anything about it. That's the sweet spot where bugs make it to production.

What Made This Day Special

What Made This Day Special
OneDrive's "On This Day" feature is trying to be all nostalgic and heartwarming, showing you memories from February 23rd throughout the years. But instead of vacation photos or birthday celebrations, you get the classic "Keyboard not found" BIOS error message. The beautiful irony here is that the error instructs you to "Press F1 to continue" when it literally just told you the keyboard isn't detected. It's like telling someone to call you back after their phone dies. The system is basically asking you to use the very device it claims doesn't exist – peak hardware logic right there. Nothing says "special memories" quite like troubleshooting boot errors. Some people have wedding anniversaries; we have the day our PS/2 port gave up on life.

Friday Deploy Vibes

Friday Deploy Vibes
Behold the sacred Friday deployment ritual, where brave souls push code to production and immediately start drafting their resignation letters! The adorable woodland creatures perfectly capture the duality of developer existence: one innocently praying for divine intervention while the other has already accepted their fate as a forsaken DevOps monk. "Deploy First, Pray Later" is basically the tech industry's version of "shoot first, ask questions never." And that soul-crushing subtitle? "God abandoned this pipeline long ago" is the most accurate description of legacy CI/CD infrastructure ever written. Someone's Jenkins setup is held together with duct tape, prayers, and a single person who left the company in 2019. Nothing says "I live dangerously" quite like deploying on a Friday afternoon and then spending your entire weekend in a cold sweat, phone clutched in your hand, waiting for the PagerDuty alerts to start screaming. Chef's kiss to whoever created this masterpiece of existential developer dread! 💀

DB With 2241 Tables

DB With 2241 Tables
Someone clearly took "normalize your database" a bit too literally. 2241 tables? That's not a database schema, that's a cry for help. Somewhere, a DBA is scrolling through this entity diagram like they're reading the Terms and Conditions—except they actually have to understand it. Good luck finding user_profile_settings_v2_final_ACTUAL in that haystack. The zoom level says 0%, but the developer's hope is at -100%.

I Am Lost For Words

I Am Lost For Words
OpenClaw managed to surpass Linux in GitHub stars. Linux. The thing that's been around since 1991 and runs literally everything from your toaster to Mars rovers. Got beaten by a "vibe coded project" in 3 months. The graph shows Linux's steady, respectable climb over 14 years reaching about 200k stars. Then OpenClaw shows up and goes full vertical like it's trying to escape Earth's gravitational pull. That's not growth, that's a rocket launch fueled by hype and probably a few bot farms. Also caused a Mac mini shortage and got acquired by OpenAI for a billion dollars. Nothing suspicious here. Just a normal Tuesday in Silicon Valley where decades of kernel development gets outpaced by whatever the AI flavor of the month is. Torvalds must be thrilled.

Bros Gonna Hack Nasa

Bros Gonna Hack Nasa
Someone out here thinking they're about to breach NASA's cybersecurity infrastructure with CSS... you know, the styling language that makes buttons pretty and centers divs (if you're lucky). Sergey Berengard swoops in with the reality check: buddy, CSS isn't going to get you past NASA's firewalls, but hey, you might be able to give their satellites a fresh coat of paint. Maybe throw in some border-radius on those solar panels while you're at it. The confusion between CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) and actual hacking tools is peak beginner energy. It's like showing up to a bank heist with a paintbrush. The comment section roasting this person with 197 reactions says it all—the internet has no mercy for those who think color: #FF0000; is a security exploit.

Friendly Reminder To Turn Your Notifications Off For The Weekend

Friendly Reminder To Turn Your Notifications Off For The Weekend
Nothing screams "work-life balance" quite like that delightful ping at 9:30 PM on a Friday. You know, right when you've finally cracked open your first beer and convinced yourself you're off the clock. But wait—it's marked "urgent"! Here's the thing: if it's truly urgent at 9:30 PM on a Friday, someone's infrastructure is on fire and they should be calling you, not emailing. Otherwise, it's just Karen from marketing who suddenly remembered she needs that feature deployed before Monday because she promised it to a client without consulting anyone technical first. Pro tip: The only thing urgent on a Friday night is deciding which streaming service to binge. Everything else can wait until Monday. Your Slack notifications? Off. Your email? Snoozed. Your sanity? Preserved.

The First Rule Of Programming: If It Works Don't Touch It

The First Rule Of Programming: If It Works Don't Touch It
You know that code you wrote three years ago that somehow still works despite violating every design pattern known to humanity? The one held together by duct tape, prayers, and a single if-statement that nobody understands? Yeah, that's the cow standing on a tiny stool. Every developer has encountered this sacred law: the code is functional but the architecture is... questionable. You want to refactor it. You should refactor it. But deep down you know that touching it means spending the next two weeks debugging why the entire system collapsed because you changed a variable name. So you leave it alone. You document nothing. You move on. And when the new junior dev asks "why is it built like this?" you simply whisper: "We don't talk about the cow."

My Game Flopped So Hard It Is Hilarious

My Game Flopped So Hard It Is Hilarious
The indie game dev journey in four panels of pure pain. You start out following all the "right" advice: network at conventions, get those sweet industry validation points, build hype. Then you land a publisher and think you've made it—only to discover they're broke and have the marketing budget of a lemonade stand. Plot twist: turns out your own marketing skills are somehow even worse than theirs, and you're so introverted you'd rather debug memory leaks than talk to humans. The final panel hits different though. Two seconds of TikTok watch time? Reddit downvoting your promo posts into the shadow realm? Single. Digit. Player. Count. That's not just failure—that's your game being so invisible it might as well not exist. At least when games crash, people had to run them first. This is the gamedev equivalent of shouting into the void and the void actively scrolling past you. Fun fact: The average indie game on Steam gets around 1,500 sales in its lifetime. So if you're hitting single digits, congratulations—you've achieved statistical improbability in the wrong direction.

Connections Are The Secret Ingredient

Connections Are The Secret Ingredient
You can have a CV that makes senior engineers weep with envy, relevant experience that spans multiple tech stacks, interview skills sharp enough to slice through behavioral questions, a portfolio that would make Dribbble jealous, and a Master's degree gathering dust on your wall. But none of that matters when someone's cousin's roommate who knows HTML and "some JavaScript" gets the job because they play golf with the CTO. Nepotism and referrals trump merit since the dawn of corporate time. Your LeetCode grind? Irrelevant. Your GitHub stars? Meaningless. Your ability to explain the difference between a promise and a callback? Who cares when Brad from accounting vouched for his nephew. The real tech stack: LinkedIn + networking events + knowing someone who knows someone. Welcome to the industry.

Single Vs In A Relationship

Single Vs In A Relationship
When you're single, your Linux machine is basically a NASA control center. Every terminal is maxed out with system monitors, process viewers, CPU graphs that look like abstract art, and enough tabs to make Chrome jealous. You're basically cosplaying as a hacker from a 90s movie. But the moment you enter a relationship? Your desktop becomes a zen garden with a single wallpaper of... well, probably something your partner sent you. No terminals, no htop flexing, just pure minimalist vibes. Because suddenly you have better things to do than watching your CPU usage fluctuate between 1% and 4%. The uptime drops from "3 days" to "I actually shut down my computer now." Revolutionary concept, really. Turns out human connection > obsessively monitoring RAM usage. Who knew?