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Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you’d ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they’d just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren’t even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that’ll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself