When Going To Production

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When Going To Production

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Oh look, it's just a casual Friday deployment with the ENTIRE COMPANY breathing down your neck like you're defusing a nuclear bomb! Nothing says "low-pressure environment" quite like having QA, the PM, the Client, Sales, AND the CEO all hovering behind you while you're trying to push to prod. The developer is sitting there like they're launching missiles instead of merging a branch, sweating bullets while everyone watches their every keystroke. One typo and it's game over for everyone's weekend plans. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a poorly written SQL query. Pro tip: next time just deploy at 3 AM when nobody's watching like a normal person!

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