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Content Mystical Analyst Mysticalanalyst Dec 8 HTML is so dumb. Create a table tag then a thead tag then tr then th just to make a table header. When i say thead why can't you understand its the header row of the table? Why do i have to tell you the same thing in 3 different ways? webdevelopment HTML body table thead tr thNameth thNumberth tr thead tbody tbody table body 1 17 Mystical Analyst Mysticalanalyst No wonder they don't consider it a programming language because there is no logic. 8:37 AM Dec 8, 2022 I

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PHP sitting there like the cockroach that survived the nuclear apocalypse while everyone keeps throwing funeral arrangements at it. For THREE DECADES people have been writing PHP's obituary, and yet here we are in 2025 celebrating its 30th birthday like it's some kind of immortal deity that feeds on developer hatred. ColdFusion? Dead. ASP.NET's glory days? Faded. NextJS being the "PHP killer"? PHP literally laughed and ate another slice of birthday cake. The cycle is HILARIOUS: new framework drops → "PHP is dead!" → PHP continues powering like 77% of the web → confused pikachu face → repeat. Meanwhile Ruby on Rails and Django got their little moment of fame in the timeline like supporting characters in PHP's never-ending sitcom. The real plot twist? That

Content -Finishes programming assignment -Makes all the comments look like shit so it doesn't look copy-pasted from ChatGPT Here's a little lesson in trickery

The evolution of a programmer's mindset is painfully real here. In Year 0, we're all showing off with those magnificent one-liners that chain 17 functions together with lambdas nested 5 levels deep. "Look how much I can do in one line! I am a coding wizard!" Then comes Year X, after spending countless hours debugging our own "clever" code at 3 AM while questioning our career choices. Suddenly readability trumps brevity, and we're writing comments that practically narrate the code like an audiobook. The character's expression shift from smug satisfaction to weary wisdom is the chef's kiss of this entire developer growth arc.

Content Akhil Singh akhilbits My uber driver today told me that he can code in python and php. Now he is learning Hadoop. But he'll continue to drive as he earns more this way. He said that he gets more trips than other drivers because he understands how uber algorithm works.