Multi-factor authentication is getting out of hand. First it's "something you know" (password), then "something you have" (security code), then "something you are" (biometrics). Next thing you know they'll be asking for your childhood pet's maiden name and a blood sample. The wizard here is basically implementing the world's most annoying auth flow. Sure, DARKLORD123 is a terrible password (though let's be honest, we've all seen worse in production databases), but then comes the 2FA code, a CAPTCHA that would make Google weep, and finally... a liveness check? At this point just ask for my social security number and firstborn child. The knight's defeated "Really?..." hits different when you've spent 20 minutes trying to log into AWS because you left your MFA device at home. Security is important, but somewhere between "password123" and "perform a ritual sacrifice" there's a middle ground we're all still searching for.

Discord really said "let's shoot ourselves in both feet" with their username policy change. They spent years being the cool platform where you could be xXDarkLord420Xx#6969 in complete anonymity, then suddenly decided everyone needs a unique @handle like it's Twitter circa 2009. The kicker? They forced this change to "make it easier to find friends" after already demonstrating they have the data security practices of a sieve. Now they're shocked—SHOCKED—that users are leaving and revenue is tanking. Turns out people liked the anonymity. Who could've predicted that destroying your core value proposition would have consequences? Certainly not their product team, apparently.