The Sacred Underscore

variables database Naming conventions Code style Syntax Programming standards Snake_case Developer preferences Camelcase

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The Sacred Underscore

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The eternal battle of naming conventions. Developers physically recoil at the sight of userId with its camelCase blasphemy, but experience pure ecstasy when encountering the sacred snake_case user_id. It's not a preference—it's a religion. The underscore is basically the holy symbol of database column naming.

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