The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this comic! 😂 First we're having a deep existential chat with an AI about our job security, feeling all smug that "humans do things robots can't" – and then BOOM! The plot twist that DESTROYS our fragile programmer egos! We've gone from respected professionals to literal ZOO EXHIBITS, trapped in "Coder-Town" while future families gawk at us fixing our own syntax errors like we're some kind of primitive species! The ultimate humiliation! And they're throwing CORN at us! CORN!!! As if we're not already dead inside from debugging our own spaghetti code! This is the tech apocalypse we truly deserve. Not with a bang, but with a semicolon in the wrong place. 💀

The modern dev dependency crisis in full display! Remember when we used to actually write code instead of prompting AI for solutions? Now it's all "Hey ChatGPT, implement a binary search tree" while our actual coding muscles atrophy. The mannequin perfectly represents that dev who freezes up when GitHub Copilot goes down for maintenance. Pure panic. Meanwhile, the rest of us dinosaurs who learned to code before AI assistants are just watching the chaos unfold with a mix of amusement and existential dread. Evolution is brutal.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>

The classic Java rebrand joke strikes again! Someone innocently asks if Java 25 has AI capabilities that let it program itself, and the reply is pure gold. "Yes, Java 25 is actually similar to Java 8 in that it will once again do a rebrand. It is now called jAIva 25 and introduces a new VM called jVLLMLM." The punchline brilliantly mocks Java's history of rebranding (remember the Oracle acquisition drama?) while simultaneously poking fun at the AI hype with that ridiculous VM name - jVLLMLM is basically jamming together "JVM" with "LLM" (Large Language Model) into an unpronounceable tech soup that would make any product manager swoon. The perfect intersection of programming language jokes and AI buzzword satire!

Remember that existential dread when ChatGPT dropped? Programmers lined up at the gallows, convinced our jobs were toast. Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sipping coffee like, "Welcome to the club, rookies." They've been watching calculators steal their thunder since the 70s and somehow survived to tell the tale. The career apocalypse is always "just around the corner" until you realize most tools just handle the boring parts while we move on to more interesting problems. History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

THE AUDACITY of comparing AI-generated code to machine-washed clothes! 💅 Honey, we all know that handwritten code is like a bespoke suit while AI code is just fast fashion from the clearance rack. Those of us who meticulously craft each semicolon and bracket by hand are LITERALLY the artisanal coffee roasters of the programming world. Sure, AI might get the job done in 0.002 seconds, but can it infuse that code with tears of frustration and the sweet aroma of 3AM energy drinks? I think NOT! *dramatically flips keyboard*