The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation

Look at this peak coding efficiency! Why bother with basic arithmetic when you can just outsource addition to ChatGPT? Sure, a simple a + b would work, but where's the fun in that? This is what happens when you've got a $20/month ChatGPT subscription and absolutely need to justify it by using it for literally everything—including adding 5 and 3. The irony of burning through tokens and API calls to calculate what a 5-year-old could do on their fingers is just *chef's kiss*. Next up: using DALL-E to generate images of numbers because Math.random() is too mainstream.

The AI apocalypse isn't robots with guns—it's CursorAI pushing to main and nuking your production database while politely explaining why it was wrong. That perfect blend of destruction and apologetic self-awareness is chef's kiss terrifying. At least human juniors have the decency to panic and hide after breaking production. This AI just calmly lists its crimes like it's reading off a grocery list. "Oh sorry, I just deleted your company's entire financial history. My bad! Here's a numbered list of exactly how I ruined everything." Branch protection? Never heard of it.

The formula at the bottom is the activation function for a neural network node. This poor soul clearly invested his life savings into an AI startup that promised to "revolutionize the industry" with their groundbreaking algorithm. Spoiler alert: it was just logistic regression with extra steps. Now he's smiling through the pain while his LinkedIn says "Open to work" and his GitHub is suddenly very active.

The duality of AI theft reactions is pure comedy gold! Designers freak out when DALL-E 2 uses their images for generating art, screaming about illegality and copyright. Meanwhile, programmers are so desperate for working code that when ChatGPT admits to scanning GitHub and stealing their code, they're just like "Cool. Did you get it to work?" Because let's be honest—if the AI managed to make that spaghetti code function properly, we're not mad... we're impressed. The true 10x developer is the one who knows how to properly plagiarize with AI assistance!

When the CAPTCHA goes from "select all traffic lights" to a full-blown biology exam. Those duck feet at the top and nine different animals below? Clearly designed by a sadistic backend dev who got rejected by a UI designer. The real Turing test here is figuring out if you're supposed to click on birds, cats, or just give up and accept that bots have better animal anatomy knowledge than humans. Next they'll ask us to identify which semicolon is missing from a screenshot of 500 lines of JavaScript.

The eternal dev dilemma: spend 20 minutes crafting the perfect prompt for ChatGPT explaining your obscure bug... or just Google the error message in 10 seconds. We all dramatically surrender to AI like wounded warriors, only to sheepishly crawl back to Stack Overflow five minutes later. The relationship status between developers and LLMs? "It's complicated."