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I Should Have Listened...

26 minutes ago 5.7K views 0 shares

You know that senior dev who told you to read the documentation before running that script in production? Yeah, same energy here. Someone ignored a very clear PSA about not washing mouse pads, and now they're dealing with a washing machine full of disintegrated foam and rubber bits like it's a failed deployment that took down the entire infrastructure. The beautiful part is the confidence with which they probably threw it in there thinking "how bad could it be?" Spoiler: it's always worse than you think. This is what happens when you skip the README and go straight to execution. The mousepad didn't just fail gracefully—it catastrophically exploded into a thousand tiny pieces, much like your codebase when you skip unit tests. Pro tip: warnings exist for a reason. Whether it's "don't wash this" or "don't use eval()" or "don't push directly to main"—just don't.

I Have New Project That Requires JS

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

3 hours ago 48.3K views 0 shares

You know how language learners are told to immerse themselves and talk to native speakers? Well, when you're learning JavaScript, the "natives" are a chaotic bunch of framework warriors who've been arguing about semicolons since 2009. Instead of helpful guidance, you get three different opinions on whether to use React, Vue, or Angular, a lecture about why you should've used TypeScript, and someone aggressively suggesting you rewrite everything in Rust. Good luck finding a coherent answer when one dev swears by callbacks, another worships promises, and the third has ascended to async/await enlightenment. Learning JS by talking to JS developers is like asking for directions and getting a philosophical debate about the nature of roads.

Impossible To Stop

AI Programming StackOverflow

4 hours ago 64.2K views 0 shares

New programmers discovering ChatGPT is like giving a toddler the nuclear launch codes. They're staring at it with equal parts wonder and dependency, knowing full well they should probably learn to code without it, but also knowing they absolutely won't. The bottle represents that sweet, sweet AI-generated code that may or may not compile, but hey, at least it was fast. Meanwhile, senior devs are watching from the doorway, remembering when they had to actually read documentation and Stack Overflow like peasants.

Poor Tech Companies They Just Want To Include It Everywhere

AI Backend Cloud

4 hours ago 68.6K views 0 shares

Poor Tech Companies They Just Want To Include It Everywhere

Nothing says "we care about the planet" quite like training your next LLM on the entire internet while entire villages ration their drinking water. Tech companies out here acting like their AI features are essential to human survival, meanwhile data centers are chugging water like it's a free resource. "But we NEED to add AI to this toaster app!" Sure, Karen, and those farmers need water to grow food, but priorities, right? The best part? Every product announcement now includes "powered by AI" like it's a badge of honor, while conveniently omitting the environmental impact report. Your smart fridge's ability to suggest recipes based on expired milk is definitely worth draining local aquifers for.

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore

AI C++ Algorithms Programming

6 hours ago 91.7K views 1 shares

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore

The evolution of developer laziness in one picture. 2020 devs manually checking every single number like they're counting on their fingers, while 2026 devs just outsource basic math to AI because why bother remembering if numbers are odd or even? The best part? Even Bjarne Stroustrup himself—the literal creator of C++—looked at this and went "Tell me: this is a joke?" Imagine building an entire programming language only to watch future developers ask ChatGPT whether 5 is odd. The man gave us templates, RAII, and the STL, and we repaid him by forgetting modulo operators exist. To be fair, the 2026 approach probably has better error handling than the 2020 version. At least until OpenAI decides that 7 is "spiritually even" or something.

Keeping Directory Balanced

Python Programming Testing

7 hours ago 114.7K views 0 shares

Someone built a Python CLI tool that does exactly what Thanos would do to your filesystem - snap away half your files randomly. Because nothing says "perfectly balanced" like gambling with your project files and hoping it doesn't delete anything important. The tool even has 91% test coverage, which means there's a 9% chance it might delete the tests themselves. Beautiful chaos wrapped in a Marvel reference. The real power move here is having the confidence to run a tool that literally says "I will randomly delete half your stuff" and trusting those green CI badges. At least it's well-tested destruction, right?

Bro You Used MIT

Git Webdev Programming

8 hours ago 119.0K views 0 shares

The MIT license literally says "do whatever you want with this code, I don't care." It's the most permissive open-source license out there—you can use it, modify it, sell it, tattoo it on your forehead, whatever. So when a dev slaps MIT on their repo and then has a meltdown on Twitter because someone actually *used* their code, it's like putting up a "FREE PIZZA" sign and then crying when people eat the pizza. The cat's bewildered stance perfectly captures the rest of us watching this drama unfold, wondering if they've ever actually read the license they chose. Pro tip: if you don't want people using your code, maybe don't pick the license that's basically the digital equivalent of "take it, it's yours."

This Never Fucking Works

Microsoft Webdev Frontend

9 hours ago 127.3K views 0 shares

Microsoft's "Stay signed in?" dialog is the tech equivalent of a lying ex. You click "Yes" and check "Don't show this again" hoping for a better tomorrow, but like clockwork, you're greeted with the same damn prompt next session. The checkbox might as well be a placebo button at this point. It's like Microsoft is gaslighting us into thinking we have control over our authentication experience. Spoiler alert: we don't. Your browser cookies? Cleared. Your session? Expired. Your patience? Gone. But hey, at least they asked nicely before wasting your time again tomorrow.

Watch This Ad To Continue Vibin

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

9 hours ago 136.3K views 0 shares

We've finally reached peak dystopia: even your terminal needs an ad-supported subscription model. Remember when you could just npm install without being subjected to a 30-second unskippable ad about car insurance? Yeah, those were the days. The future looks bleak when you're sitting there, existentially exhausted, waiting for Raid Shadow Legends to finish pitching you their game just so you can install a package that's probably deprecated anyway. At least the ads will buffer faster than your build process. Fun fact: By 2030, your IDE will probably pause mid-autocomplete to show you a sponsored suggestion. "Did you mean console.log() ? This debug statement is brought to you by NordVPN."

Fake It Until Always

Backend Webdev Programming Frontend

10 hours ago 147.8K views 1 shares

Frontend devs: peacefully lifting their beautiful, well-styled baby in a sunny meadow while birds chirp and flowers bloom. Backend devs: desperately holding up the entire apocalyptic infrastructure while chaos erupts, buildings crumble, and demons spawn from the database connections. That baby? Yeah, it's trying to escape too. The frontend looks pristine because someone's gotta maintain the illusion that everything's fine. Meanwhile, the backend is out here juggling authentication failures, race conditions, memory leaks, and that one microservice that keeps timing out at 3 AM. But hey, as long as the button has a nice gradient and smooth hover animation, users will never know the backend is held together with duct tape and prayers. Fun fact: The average backend developer has memorized at least 47 different HTTP status codes and still somehow returns 500 for everything.

Catch 22

Programming

10 hours ago 151.4K views 0 shares

Software companies really out here asking you to stop pirating their $600 software while simultaneously demanding you buy it at full price. Like, my guy, if I had $600 lying around, I wouldn't be pirating it in the first place. The circular logic is chef's kiss. It's giving "entry-level position requiring 5 years of experience" energy. Fun fact: Studies have shown that software pirates often become paying customers once they can actually afford it. Turns out, people who learned Photoshop through "alternative means" in college tend to push for their companies to buy legitimate licenses later. But sure, keep yelling at broke students instead of offering reasonable pricing tiers.

Salty

Security Programming Backend

11 hours ago 157.9K views 0 shares

When your password security is so bad that even the waitress knows your hashing strategy. Guy orders something at the diner and can't identify what's on his plate, but don't worry—they salted the hash. You know, for security. Salting hashes is Password Storage 101: you add random data to passwords before hashing so two identical passwords don't produce the same hash. It's literally the bare minimum you should be doing if you're storing user credentials. But here's the thing—if someone's complaining they "can't identify" what they're looking at, your security probably has bigger problems than whether you remembered to salt. The "Privacy Diner" is serving up cryptographic puns with a side of existential dread about how your data is actually being handled. Spoiler: it's probably not as secure as you think.

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