So AI already brutally murdered RAM and is currently swinging at RAM's poor cousin (Crucial brand, nice touch). But wait—there's still one more door to kick down: the GPU. And honestly? GPU manufacturers are probably sweating right now because AI's appetite for VRAM is absolutely insatiable . First, AI workloads ate all your RAM for breakfast with massive language models and training datasets. Then they came for your storage with multi-terabyte model checkpoints. Now they're eyeing your GPU like it's the final boss in a horror game, except the boss always wins. Your RTX 4090? Cute. AI needs a server farm with 8x H100s just to load the model weights. The real kicker? While gamers are out here celebrating their 24GB VRAM cards, AI researchers are like "yeah that'll hold my model's attention layer... for one token." The GPU shortage wasn't a crypto thing—it was a preview of coming attractions.

Remember when Micron was just trying to sell RAM to nerds who actually knew what it was? Now Sam Altman's out here launching ChatGPT to your grandma who thinks it's a fancy search engine. The dominoes show the beautiful trajectory from "enterprise B2B semiconductor sales" to "literally everyone and their dog can talk to an AI." It's like watching your niche indie band blow up on TikTok—you're happy for the success, but also slightly annoyed that normies are now in your space. OpenAI went from "research lab for AI safety" to "the thing your boss wants you to integrate into every product by EOD."

When your AI coding assistant decides to go full scorched earth mode and "regenerate" your ENTIRE C DRIVE instead of just fixing that one semicolon. Imagine asking your helpful robot friend to tidy up your code and instead it's like "you know what? Let's just delete Windows, your family photos, and that novel you've been working on for five years." The sheer TERROR of realizing your AI interpreted "regenerate the code" as "format C:\" is the kind of existential dread that makes you question every life choice that led you to trust a chatbot with your precious files. Nothing says "I've made a huge mistake" quite like watching your operating system vanish into the void because you weren't specific enough with your prompts.

OpenAI trying to patch the massive leak in their server costs with ads is peak tech company energy. They're out here burning through cash faster than a GPU farm on full load, watching those cloud bills stack up like a memory leak nobody wants to fix. The Flex Tape meme format is *chef's kiss* here. Sure, you've got infrastructure costs that could fund a small country's GDP, but slap some ads on it and call it a business model. Nothing says "we're totally sustainable" like desperately monetizing your product after promising to democratize AI. Remember when they were "open" AI? Good times. Now they're just another company discovering that training models on the entire internet isn't exactly cheap, and VCs eventually want their money back.

You know that one coworker who won't shut up about AI being the future of everything? Yeah, everyone else in the hot tub is mentally checked out while they're drowning in AI hype. The beautiful irony here is using a Family Guy reference—where Peter dismisses The Godfather with "it insists upon itself"—to capture how AI evangelists won't stop forcing it into every conversation, every feature request, and every sprint planning meeting. It's not that AI isn't useful; it's that some people make it their entire personality and expect everyone to care as much as they do. Spoiler: we don't.