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AI Has Officially Made Us Unemployed

21 minutes ago 4.3K views 0 shares

Someone just discovered ChatGPT and thinks they're a full-stack developer now. They proudly announce they've built "an entire website" and when asked to share it, they casually drop a Windows file path like it's a URL. Because nothing says "I'm a web developer" quite like sending C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html as if everyone has access to Ben's laptop. The skull emoji really sells the confidence here. They genuinely believe they've replaced an entire development team with a chatbot that probably generated a centered div with Comic Sans. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting there wondering if they should explain localhost, deployment, or just let natural selection run its course. The AI revolution is here, folks—and it's stored locally in someone's Downloads folder.

More Code = More Better

Programming Algorithms Debugging

46 minutes ago 10.0K views 0 shares

Behold, the evolution of a developer's brain slowly melting into absolute chaos! We start with the innocent x = 10 and somehow end up at a do-while loop that generates random numbers until the universe accidentally spits out 10. Because why use one line when you can gamble with the RNG gods and potentially loop until the heat death of the universe? The "Better" version adding ten ones together is giving strong "I get paid by lines of code" energy. The "Good" version with a backwards for loop that decrements from 0 is just... *chef's kiss* of unnecessary complexity. But the "Pro" move? That's weaponized inefficiency right there. Nothing screams senior developer quite like turning a constant assignment into a probability problem that could theoretically run forever. Your CPU will LOVE you!

Compiler Flag

C++ Programming

1 hour ago 22.1K views 0 shares

Imagine a utopian future where the -o4 optimization flag actually exists. We're talking about a world where your code doesn't just run fast—it achieves sentience, solves world hunger, and probably fixes your merge conflicts too. Currently, GCC and most compilers max out at -o3 , which is already aggressive enough to make your binary unrecognizable. But -o4 ? That's the stuff of legends. Flying cars, futuristic architecture, and code that compiles without warnings on the first try. Pure fantasy.

I Feel The Same

AI Devops Git Programming

3 hours ago 43.9K views 0 shares

Oh, the delicious irony! A team decides to DITCH AI coding assistants because reviewing AI-generated code is somehow MORE painful than just writing the damn thing yourself. It's like hiring a chef who makes you spend three hours fixing their burnt soufflé instead of just making a sandwich. But wait, there's MORE! The plot twist? Our hero here accidentally became a top 50 Devin user globally and is now pumping out 60 PRs a day. That's right—they complained about AI code being hard to review and then proceeded to become an AI code-generating MACHINE. The call is coming from inside the house! It's like saying "I hate fast food" while secretly working the drive-thru at three different McDonald's locations. The beautiful chaos of 2025: where we simultaneously hate AI coding tools AND can't stop using them. Pick a struggle, people! 🎭

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging Backend

4 hours ago 57.3K views 0 shares

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

So Discord's brilliant solution to their memory leak problem is... turning it off and on again? REVOLUTIONARY! Instead of actually fixing why their app is devouring RAM like a starving hippo at an all-you-can-eat buffet, they just implemented a hard reset when it crosses 4GB. That's not optimization, that's just automated panic mode! It's like your car engine overheating, so instead of fixing the cooling system, you just install a mechanism that automatically turns the car off every time it gets too hot. Sure, technically it prevents the engine from exploding, but you're still stranded on the highway every 20 minutes. Genius engineering right there! Someone really looked at this memory leak, shrugged, and said "Have we tried just... restarting it?" And somehow that made it to production. The absolute audacity of calling this a "failsafe" when it's literally just admitting defeat to your own memory management.

Average Open Source Contribution

Git Programming

6 hours ago 81.6K views 0 shares

Someone out here preaching about fighting corporate aggression through open source contributions, then their "contribution" is literally changing "390 million" to "395 million" in a README file. That's it. That's the revolution. The diff shows they updated OpenOffice's download stats by 5 million users. Not fixing bugs, not adding features, not improving documentation in any meaningful way—just bumping a number that'll be outdated again in like three months. Truly the hero open source deserves. Meanwhile, maintainers are drowning in actual issues and PRs, but sure, let's spend time reviewing your stat update. This is why "first-time contributor" PRs have such a... reputation.

If Only We Could Get Ram

Hardware

6 hours ago 83.6K views 0 shares

Girls with time machine: emotional family reunions and preventing historical tragedies. Boys with time machine: straight to the computer store circa 2019 to hoard DDR4 before the great RAM shortage apocalypse of 2020-2022. You know your priorities are completely warped when you'd rather stockpile RGB memory sticks than meet your ancestors. But honestly? After watching RAM prices triple during the pandemic and crypto mining boom, can you blame us? That 32GB kit went from $120 to $400 faster than you can say "supply chain issues." The real tragedy is we'd probably go back and still buy the wrong speed or incompatible timings because we didn't check the motherboard QVL. Time travel can't fix poor planning.

Han Solo Is My Co Pilot

AI Git Programming

9 hours ago 119.0K views 0 shares

GitHub Copilot's autocomplete is so aggressive that searches for "how to turn off Copilot" have skyrocketed 266%. That's not a bug report—that's a cry for help. The tool meant to make you code faster has become the clingy coworker who finishes your sentences wrong. You type "function get" and suddenly you've got 47 lines of code you didn't ask for, solving a problem you don't have. The real kicker? People are so desperate to disable it that they're Googling the same question over and over, probably because Copilot keeps autocompleting their search query with something completely useless. It's the digital equivalent of trying to politely tell someone to stop helping you.

Ew Brother Ew Whats That

Programming Csharp C++ Python Java

10 hours ago 139.3K views 0 shares

You know that face you make when you're doing a code review and stumble upon someone allocating memory like they're running a server farm in 1995? That visceral disgust mixed with genuine concern for humanity's future? Yeah, that's the one. The hyper-specific "0.000438 seconds" is chef's kiss because we all know that one dev who profiles everything and then acts like 438 microseconds is the reason the quarterly metrics are down. Meanwhile, there's a nested loop somewhere doing O(n³) operations on the entire user database, but sure, let's focus on this memory allocation that happens once during initialization. The nose wrinkle and raised lip combo is what happens when you see someone creating a new ArrayList inside a loop that runs a million times. Or when they're allocating a 5GB buffer "just to be safe." Brother, the garbage collector is already crying.

Double Standards

Gamedev

12 hours ago 153.5K views 0 shares

Steam slides into your DMs offering a measly 10% discount and suddenly you're blushing like a schoolgirl, ready to empty your wallet for the fifteenth copy of Skyrim. But when Epic Games shows up with an ENTIRE FREE GAME—like, literally zero dollars—you're immediately on the phone with HR screaming about workplace violations. The audacity! The BETRAYAL! Steam could offer you a used napkin and gamers would frame it, but Epic literally throws AAA titles at people for free and gets treated like it committed a war crime. The gaming community's loyalty to Steam is stronger than most marriages, and Epic's desperate attempts to win people over with free games just makes everyone more suspicious. Nothing says "I don't trust you" quite like refusing free stuff out of pure spite.

Physics, Shaders, Demons - Fine. Fabric? Oof.

Gamedev Unity Algorithms Physics Programming

12 hours ago 161.9K views 0 shares

Physics, Shaders, Demons - Fine. Fabric? Oof.

Game developers will casually implement particle systems that simulate volcanic eruptions with real-time physics calculations, write custom shaders that make demons emerge from interdimensional portals, and handle complex collision detection for massive explosions... but ask them to make a scarf drape naturally on a character model and suddenly they're questioning their entire career choice. The brutal truth? Cloth simulation is genuinely one of the hardest problems in game development. While spawning a demon is just instantiating a prefab with some particle effects, fabric requires real-time physics simulation of thousands of vertices, collision detection with the character's body, wind dynamics, and making it look good at 60fps without melting your GPU. It's the difference between "cool visual effect go brrrr" and "I need to understand tensile forces and material properties now." Turns out summoning hellspawn from the depths of the underworld is easier than making a piece of cloth not clip through a shoulder. Game dev priorities are wild.

You Can Do Anything At Zombocom

Webdev Networking Security Javascript Programming

15 hours ago 192.2K views 0 shares

The virgin API consumer is basically every developer's nightmare journey: drowning in OAuth flows, rate limits hitting like a 429 status code to the face, and having to verify everything short of their grandmother's maiden name just to GET some JSON. Meanwhile, they're shackled by tokens, quotas, and the constant fear that the API provider will yank their endpoint away like a rug. Then there's the chad third-party scraper who just... doesn't care. No OAuth? No problem. Rate limits? What rate limits? They're out here parsing HTML with regex (the forbidden technique that makes computer scientists weep), paying captcha farms pennies, and scraping so fast backends are having existential crises. They've got Selenium, curl, and the audacity of someone who's never read a Terms of Service. The best part? "Website thinks his user agent is a phone" and "doesn't care about changes in policies." While legitimate developers are stuck in OAuth hell, scrapers are just spoofing headers and living their best life. The title references Zombocom, that legendary early 2000s website where "you can do anything" – which is exactly how scrapers operate in the lawless wild west of web scraping. Fun fact: Companies spend millions building anti-scraping infrastructure, yet a determined developer with curl and a rotating proxy can still extract their entire database before lunch.

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