The "Idea Guy" strikes again with his legendary 007 stats: zero planning, zero contributions, but somehow 7 million "revolutionary" ideas that will "totally disrupt the industry." You know this person. They show up to every sprint planning meeting with grandiose visions of building the next Facebook-meets-Uber-but-for-cats, yet mysteriously vanish when it's time to write actual code or, heaven forbid, document anything. Their ideas exist in a perpetual state of quantum superposition—simultaneously brilliant and completely unimplemented. The real kicker? While you're grinding through merge conflicts at 2 PM on a Tuesday, they're already brainstorming idea number 7,000,001: "What if we rebuilt the entire backend in Rust?" Sure, buddy. You go ahead and open that JIRA ticket.