What your favorite programming language can tell about you.

[text] You prefer stability and simplicity. Keeping your memory segmented and tidy brings meaning to your life. Youre probably also old Java You teach computer science and are focused on B 1oL o1 T T U 01 0 Youve never written a single line of production code and if you have you were probably an intern. You graduated from unpaid intern to full blown junior programmer. You now make android apps You work in game development or at Microsoft. You still say OOP is okay in moderation and you can stop at anytime. You are critically addicted to classes Context free grammars Graphs and Trees Stacks Queues Design Patterns Monads What are you talking about bro just do Data Science You find C too simple for your own personal tastes. Youd rather debug templates for the rest of your life. Apparently it pays well too. You are also a masochist. People cant stop talking about you. Probably also identify as LGBTQ or a Furry. You may have been dropped on your head as a child Youre a hyper nerd who was abused by Java and are currently in your rebellious phase. You also cant stop trying to tell people what a monad is. You get it wrong everytime Greetings stranger welcome to earth Here we speak english Did you know verbs sounds better when they go in front of the subject Of course you didnt know that because it isnt true. Im not sure what motivated you to use the literal oldest language in existence tbh Maybe you just like working on legacy code that predates the formation of the universe.