Remember when laptops had ports? Like, actual ports you could use? VGA, Ethernet, USB-A, headphone jack, maybe even a DVD drive if you were fancy. Those thicc boys on the left let you swap RAM, upgrade storage, and occasionally even replace the CPU without needing a degree in microsurgery. Now we've got these ultra-thin fashion statements that throttle at 80°C, have everything soldered to the motherboard, and require a dongle for literally everything. Sure, they look sleek in coffee shops, but good luck fixing anything yourself. One component dies? Better sell a kidney for a new motherboard. The industry convinced everyone that 2mm of thickness savings was worth sacrificing repairability, upgradeability, and thermal performance. We traded function for form, and now we're stuck with laptops that are basically expensive disposable devices. Real men prefer fat laptops because they actually want their hardware to last longer than the warranty period.

You know that moment when you decide to be responsible and dust off your rig, maybe swap out some thermal paste, reorganize those cable rats nests... and then the power button becomes a decorative element? Nothing. No POST beep. No fan spin. Just the sound of your own panicked breathing. Now you're sitting there mentally retracing every single step, wondering if you accidentally unplugged the front panel connectors, shorted something with a stray screw, or angered the PC gods by daring to improve things. The RAM is probably just slightly unseated. Or you forgot to flip the PSU switch back on. Or your motherboard decided retirement was preferable to another cleaning session. Maintenance: the fastest way to turn a working computer into a very expensive paperweight.