Gaming Comes First...Always..

Gaming Comes First...Always..
The classic programmer bedtime ritual: say goodnight to your partner at 11 PM like a responsible adult, then immediately boot up Geometry Dash the second they fall asleep. Because nothing says "healthy work-life balance" like grinding through impossible platformer levels until the birds start chirping. The progression here is beautiful—midnight hits and they're still going strong, by 3 AM they've entered the zone where time becomes meaningless and muscle memory takes over. Meanwhile, their partner is peacefully dreaming, blissfully unaware that their significant other is one failed jump away from throwing their mechanical keyboard through the monitor. Fun fact: Studies show that 87% of programmers have convinced themselves that "just one more level" at 2 AM will somehow improve their debugging skills the next day. Spoiler alert: it won't, but at least you'll have sick reaction times during your morning standup when you're running on 3 hours of sleep and pure caffeine.

Follow Me For More Tips

Follow Me For More Tips
Oh honey, nothing says "I'm a catch" quite like bonding over shared trauma from a Cloudflare outage. While normal people use pickup lines about eyes and smiles, our brave developer here is out here weaponizing infrastructure failures as conversation starters. "Hey girl, did you also spend three hours refreshing your dashboard in existential dread?" Romance is DEAD and we killed it with status pages and incident reports. But honestly? If someone brought up that Cloudflare crash on a first date, I'd probably marry them on the spot because at least we'd have something real to talk about instead of pretending we enjoy hiking.

Is Leap Year

Is Leap Year
Year 2000 leap year logic is the ultimate litmus test for whether someone actually understands the rules or just memorized "divisible by 4." The century rule (divisible by 100 = not a leap year, UNLESS divisible by 400 = actually a leap year) catches everyone off guard. So 2000 gets people arguing in three camps: the "divisible by 4, obviously yes" crowd, the "wait it's a century year so no" smartypants, and the rare enlightened souls who remember the 400-year exception. The bell curve nails it. Low IQ: simple rule, correct answer. Mid IQ: overthinks it with the century exception, gets it wrong. High IQ: knows the full ruleset, correct answer. It's like watching people debug datetime libraries in real-time.

Npm Install

Npm Install
The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Asked to solve a basic algorithmic problem? Just install a package for it. Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already published is-prime to npm with 47 dependencies, half of which are deprecated? The interviewer's face says it all—equal parts confusion, disbelief, and grudging respect for the audacity. Because let's be real, in production you'd probably use a library too. But maybe, just maybe, you should know how to check if a number is divisible by anything other than 1 and itself without reaching for your package manager.

Do You Ever Just Look At Your Error Message Like This

Do You Ever Just Look At Your Error Message Like This
You know that moment when your code crashes, you check the error message, and it's so cryptic and unhelpful that you just... stare at it with pure contempt? Like, thanks for telling me "undefined is not a function" for the 47th time today, but WHICH undefined? WHERE? The angry stare of betrayal when your error message gives you absolutely nothing to work with. You're not reading it anymore, you're just having a silent standoff with your terminal, wondering if intimidation will make it reveal more details. Spoiler: it won't.

Shouldn't Have Waited

Shouldn't Have Waited
You know that feeling when you cheap out on RAM thinking "32GB is plenty" and then Chrome laughs at you? Now DDR5 prices have dropped and you're stuck watching your system swap to disk like it's 2005. The worst part? Your friend warned you months ago when DDR5 was at its peak price, but you thought you were being smart by waiting. Plot twist: you waited too long and now your productivity is suffering because you're running Chrome with 47 tabs, VS Code, Docker containers, and Spotify all fighting for memory like it's the Hunger Games. Pro tip: When it comes to RAM, there's no such thing as "enough." Future you will always find a way to use it all.

Pro Level Hater

Pro Level Hater
Nothing quite hits like the unholy combination of insomnia, someone else's questionable code, and the unearned confidence that comes with running it through Valgrind at unholy hours. You're not even working on your own project—you're just out here at 3am being a full-time code critic for some stranger's GitHub repo, watching memory leaks light up like a Christmas tree. The pure GLEE on your face as Valgrind spits out error after error? *Chef's kiss*. Invalid reads, memory not freed, definitely lost bytes—it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except you're eating popcorn and taking notes. You didn't come here to contribute or open a helpful PR. You came here to JUDGE, and Valgrind is your weapon of choice. For the uninitiated: Valgrind is a debugging tool that hunts down memory leaks and other memory-related crimes in C/C++ programs. It's basically the snitch of the programming world, and boy does it love to tell on people.

Also In My Bank Account 😁

Also In My Bank Account 😁
The classic "ChatGPT will make me rich" delusion meets reality. Someone asks their AI overlord to generate a million-dollar app with zero bugs, and you can practically see the existential crisis unfolding in real-time as they realize the output is... less than stellar. The contradiction is chef's kiss: "make me an app that makes $1M/month" + "don't make any mistakes" = asking AI to solve problems that actual billion-dollar companies with armies of engineers still can't crack. Meanwhile, ChatGPT probably just generated a todo list app with hardcoded credentials and SQL injection vulnerabilities. If getting rich was as easy as typing a prompt, we'd all be retired on a beach somewhere instead of debugging production at 3 AM. But hey, at least the AI-generated code compiles... sometimes.

Suddenly People Care

Suddenly People Care
For decades, error handling was that thing everyone nodded about in code reviews but secretly wrapped in a try-catch that just logged "oops" to console. Nobody wrote proper error messages, nobody validated inputs, and stack traces were treated like ancient hieroglyphics. Then AI showed up and suddenly everyone's an error handling expert. Why? Because when your LLM hallucinates or your API call to GPT-4 fails, you can't just shrug and refresh the page. Now you need graceful degradation, retry logic, fallback strategies, and detailed error context. The massive book represents all the error handling knowledge we should've been using all along. The tiny pamphlet is what we actually did before AI forced us to care. Nothing motivates proper engineering practices quite like burning through your OpenAI API credits because you didn't handle rate limits correctly.

Am I The Only One?

Am I The Only One?
Nothing says "corporate productivity" like having Microsoft's entire ecosystem strangling your machine. OneDrive syncing your 47 versions of "Final_Report_v2_ACTUAL_FINAL.docx" while Teams eats 4GB of RAM just to send a thumbs-up emoji. The brief moment of freedom after uninstalling them feels like finally removing a boot from your neck. Clean taskbar. Breathing room in your system tray. Your CPU fans actually quiet down for once. Then reality hits: your entire company runs on these things. Your boss shares files through OneDrive. Every meeting invite is a Teams link. You're not escaping. You never were. Welcome back to the ecosystem, champ.

Finally Got The Open GL Working In My Audio Visualizer

Finally Got The Open GL Working In My Audio Visualizer
When you finally get OpenGL rendering working after three days of segfaults and "undefined reference" errors, and everyone's impressed by the pretty particle effects while you're sitting there proud that your GPU is actually doing the work instead of melting your CPU. They think it's about the visuals. You know it's about that sweet, sweet hardware acceleration and those glorious 60 FPS with 2% CPU usage. The real flex isn't the sparkles—it's the efficiency, baby.

When You Have To Checkout The Master Branch

When You Have To Checkout The Master Branch
Remember when everyone used "master" before the great renaming to "main"? Yeah, those legacy repos are still out there, lurking in production like ancient artifacts. You're working on your feature branch, everything's modern and clean, then someone asks you to check something on master and suddenly you're transported back to 2019. The branch still works perfectly fine, but saying "git checkout master" feels like you're about to get cancelled by your CI/CD pipeline. It's like finding a working floppy disk drive in 2024—technically functional, but you feel weird using it.