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Lol, Me As A Developer

22 minutes ago 5.2K views 0 shares

Companies love saying they want "honest developers" during interviews, but the second you admit there's no animation for swimming in production because nobody had time to implement it, suddenly you're not a "team player." The brutal honesty of telling stakeholders that features literally don't exist yet? That's career suicide dressed up as transparency. You'll just stand there staring at the water, knowing full well you can't dive in because the sprint ended two weeks ago and swimming got pushed to the backlog. Honesty in development means admitting half the features are held together with duct tape and prayers, but HR didn't mention that in the job posting.

Learning Cpp As C With Classes

C++ Programming

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Welcome to C++, where arrays decay to pointers faster than your career expectations after reading legacy code. Someone just discovered that when you pass an array to a function, it immediately forgets its own size and becomes a humble pointer. No size information, no bounds checking, just raw pointer energy. So now you're stuck passing array sizes as separate parameters like it's 1972. Meanwhile, Python devs are over there with their .length property, sipping lattes, while C# folks have their nice Array.Length . But here you are, manually tracking array sizes like some kind of memory accountant. The "C with classes" nickname hits different when you realize Bjarne Stroustrup gave us templates, RAII, and move semantics, but somehow we're still manually babysitting array bounds in 2025. At least we have std::vector and std::array now... if you can convince your team to stop writing C code in .cpp files.

It's The Best Deal Around

Hardware

1 hour ago 16.8K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I'm a budget-conscious tech enthusiast" quite like literally grave robbing for RAM upgrades. Because why spend $50 on new DDR3 when you can commit light felonies at the cemetery? The desperation is REAL when you're out here with a shovel thinking "Grandma won't need these 8GB sticks anymore, but my Minecraft server sure does!" The eternal struggle between upgrading your rig and maintaining basic human decency has never been more beautifully illustrated. Honestly though, with RAM prices being what they are, can we really judge? (Yes. Yes we can.)

Don't Be Scared Math And Computing Are Friends

Math Algorithms Programming

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Don't Be Scared Math And Computing Are Friends

That intimidating Σ (capital sigma) notation that made you question your life choices in calculus? Yeah, it's literally just a for-loop. And that Π (capital pi) symbol that looked like a gateway to mathematical hell? Also a for-loop, but with multiplication instead of addition. The summation iterates from n=0 to 4, adding 3*n each time, while the product does the same from n=1 to 4, multiplying by 2*n. Once you realize mathematical notation is just fancy syntax for basic programming constructs, suddenly those textbooks become a lot less threatening. It's the same energy as discovering that "algorithm" is just a pretentious way of saying "recipe."

2021 Auto Market, Meet 2025 PC Component Market

Hardware Programming

2 hours ago 34.4K views 0 shares

2021 Auto Market, Meet 2025 PC Component Market

The double meaning hits harder than a memory leak at 3 AM. You want fancy RGB RAM with rainbow lighting that'll make your build look like a unicorn exploded? Cool, that'll cost you more than a literal RAM truck. The irony is delicious: in 2021, you couldn't afford a Dodge RAM because of chip shortages. In 2025, you still can't afford RAM, but now it's the computer kind because GPU and memory prices have gone absolutely feral. At least the truck gets you places. Your DDR5 just gets you slightly faster compile times and the privilege of telling people at parties that you have 128GB of RAM.

Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

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3 hours ago 49.8K views 0 shares

Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

Nothing quite captures the absolute CHAOS of gaming subreddits like the aftermath of The Game Awards. You've got the Dishonored fans sobbing into their whiskey glasses, the Expedition 33 community living their best French life with baguettes and trophies, the Half-Life fans literally DECOMPOSING while waiting for Half-Life 3 (seriously, they've been skeletons since 2007), and the Megaman crew just vibing with their thumbs up because hey, at least they exist. Meanwhile Kingdom Come fans are on their knees in the mud, broken and defeated, while Silksong fans have transcended reality entirely—they're just screaming into the void at this point, mouths agape, souls shattered. The emotional rollercoaster of game announcements (or lack thereof) hits different for every fandom, and boy does it SHOW.

Just Provide Me Linux Dotexe

Linux Git Windows Programming

3 hours ago 58.7K views 0 shares

Someone just walked into Torvalds' Linux repository demanding a .exe file like they're at a drive-thru window ordering a McFlurry. They want to "download and install" Linux like it's a Windows application, completely oblivious to the fact that they're staring at the literal source code of an operating system kernel. The beautiful irony? They're asking for a Linux .exe file. That's like going to a Tesla dealership and asking them to fill up your gas tank. The .exe extension is a Windows executable format, my friend. Linux uses ELF binaries, shell scripts, or you know... you actually compile the code. But sure, let's just package an entire operating system kernel into a convenient double-clickable Windows executable because that makes total sense. The rage-filled rant calling developers "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS" for not catering to their complete lack of understanding is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I'm ready to contribute to open source" quite like insulting the entire developer community while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're looking at.

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like

Devops AWS Programming Cloud

4 hours ago 64.7K views 0 shares

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like

Nothing screams "self-documenting" quite like a variable named var.putin_khuylo in your Terraform AWS module. Because when future developers are debugging your infrastructure at 3 AM, what they really need is a geopolitical statement embedded in their boolean logic. The commit message "fix: Always pull a value from SSM data source since a computer" is chef's kiss—incomplete sentence and all. Really helps clarify what's happening in those 833 lines of code. And that overlay text trying to explain the variable? "It basically means value of Putin is d*ckhead variable is true." Thanks, I definitely couldn't have figured that out from the variable name itself. Documentation? Who needs it when you can just name your variables after your political opinions and call it a day. The code is self-documenting, just not in the way anyone expected.

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

Programming AI Webdev StackOverflow Debugging

4 hours ago 71.2K views 0 shares

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

Witnessing someone code on a plane without internet is like watching a cryptid in the wild. No Copilot whispering sweet autocomplete nothings? No frantic Stack Overflow tabs? No documentation? Just pure, unfiltered brain power and error messages? This person is either a coding wizard from the ancient times or has memorized the entire MDN documentation. The rest of us can barely remember our own API endpoints without Googling them seventeen times. Honestly, if you can debug without AI assistance in 2025, you're basically a superhero and should be studied by scientists.

Messing About In BIOS

Hardware Debugging

6 hours ago 94.0K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you're confidently tweaking BIOS settings like a tech wizard, then suddenly realize you've locked yourself out of your own computer? Yeah, that's the face of instant regret right there. Turns out disabling legacy USB support means your keyboard becomes a fancy paperweight during boot. No keyboard input = no BIOS access = welcome to panic town, population: you. Now you're frantically googling "how to reset BIOS" on your phone while contemplating your life choices. Pro tip: maybe don't disable the thing that lets you control your computer before the OS loads. Just a thought.

If You Know You Know

Programming Csharp C++ Javascript Java

10 hours ago 155.5K views 0 shares

The great divide: opening curly brace on the same line vs. new line. You'd think we'd have solved world hunger by now, but nope—we're still fighting holy wars over bracket placement. Both camps are convinced they're right, both will die on this hill, and both will passive-aggressively "fix" each other's code during reviews. The left side is the K&R/Java/JavaScript crowd, the right is the Allman style devotees. Plot twist: your linter doesn't care about your feelings and will enforce whatever the team lead decided three years ago.

Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies

Math Algorithms Programming

11 hours ago 172.1K views 0 shares

Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies

Look, that intimidating Sigma and Pi notation you avoided in college? Yeah, they're just fancy for-loops with better PR. Summation is literally sum += 3*n and Product is prod *= 2*n . That's it. Mathematicians really said "let's make simple iteration look like ancient Greek spellcasting" and then wondered why people have math anxiety. Meanwhile, your average dev writes these same operations daily without breaking a sweat. The real plot twist? Once you realize math notation is just verbose pseudocode written by people who peaked before computers existed, algorithms suddenly become way less scary. Your CS degree just demystified centuries of mathematical gatekeeping in one tweet.

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