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Shenanigans

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Python's dynamic typing is basically a game show where you spin the wheel and hope for the best. You've got your sensible options like int , float , bool , and str ... but then there's object , NaN , and my personal favorite: Error . But let's be real, the biggest slice on that wheel? "Random fuck" - because Python will just decide your variable is whatever it feels like being today. That function you thought returned a string? Surprise! It's None now. That number you were working with? Congrats, it's somehow a list. Type hints are more like type suggestions that Python cheerfully ignores while your code explodes at runtime. Meanwhile, TypeScript developers are sipping coffee, watching this chaos unfold with their compile-time type checking. But hey, at least we're having fun, right?

Vanilla Coding / Grind Coding / Soulslike Coding😂

Programming Testing

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Vanilla Coding / Grind Coding / Soulslike Coding😂

Julia Turc just opened Pandora's box by asking for a name for "not-vibe-coding" and the dev community delivered. The suggestions range from "boomer coding" (when you actually read documentation), "chewgy coding" (painfully outdated but somehow still works), "trad coding" (traditional, no frameworks, just suffering), to the absolute winner: "Coding with capital C" - you know, the kind where you actually plan things out, write tests, and don't just YOLO your way through production. But Gabor Varadi swoops in with the nuclear option: just call it "software engineering" in quotes. The air quotes do all the heavy lifting here - implying that what we call "vibe coding" is... well... not exactly engineering. It's the programming equivalent of "I'm not like other coders, I actually care about architecture and maintainability." The beautiful irony? Most of us toggle between vibe coding at 2 AM ("this will definitely work") and capital-C Coding during code reviews ("who wrote this garbage? Oh wait, that was me").

Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks

Hardware

2 hours ago 30.0K views 0 shares

Soon We'll Be Able To Pay Using Ram Sticks

Oh look, someone's flexing their 32-core CPU and 2TB NVMe SSD like they're running a data center from their bedroom, but the moment you mention RAM? Suddenly they're broke. It's giving "I spent my entire budget on the fancy stuff and now I'm stuck with 4GB of RAM trying to open Chrome." The priorities are absolutely UNHINGED. You've got enough processing power to simulate the entire universe but can't afford enough memory to keep more than three browser tabs open without your system having a complete meltdown. Classic PC builder energy right here – all the horsepower, none of the fuel. At this rate, RAM prices are so ridiculous that we genuinely might start using them as currency. "That'll be 2 sticks of DDR5, please."

Just Blame Each Other

Devops Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

3 hours ago 63.3K views 0 shares

When a 500 error hits, it's like watching the Hunger Games of software development. Frontend swears the API call was perfect, Backend insists their code is flawless, and DevOps is just standing there like "my infrastructure is pristine, thank you very much." Nobody wants to be the one who broke production, so naturally everyone points fingers in a beautiful circle of denial. Spoiler alert: it's probably a missing environment variable that nobody documented because documentation is for people who have time, which is nobody.

Backend Vs Frontend Competition

Backend Webdev React Javascript Frontend

4 hours ago 67.2K views 0 shares

The eternal truth of the tech industry: everyone and their grandma wants to learn frontend. Why wrestle with databases, server architecture, and API design when you can make buttons bounce and divs dance? Backend gets one lonely soul standing at the goal post while frontend has a line stretching to infinity. Sure, backend is where the actual magic happens—authentication, data processing, keeping your app from falling apart—but frontend is where you get to use fancy frameworks and see instant gratification. Plus, let's be real, it's way easier to show off a pretty UI on Twitter than explain your beautifully optimized SQL query. The market has spoken: everyone wants to be a React wizard, nobody wants to debug connection pooling issues at 2 PM on a Tuesday.

Lil Guy Got A Switch For Christmas

Networking Hardware

5 hours ago 81.4K views 0 shares

The kid asked Santa for a Nintendo Switch and instead got a network switch. That's what happens when your parents work in IT and have a twisted sense of humor. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like 24 ports of Ethernet connectivity and VLAN support. Sure, he can't play Zelda on it, but he can now segment his home network like a proper sysadmin. The look on his face perfectly captures the soul-crushing disappointment of receiving enterprise networking equipment when you just wanted to catch Pokémon. Plot twist: in 10 years he'll be making six figures configuring these things while his friends are still gaming in their parents' basements.

How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn

Webdev React Programming Databases Frontend

7 hours ago 103.1K views 0 shares

How To Explain This Project On My LinkedIn

When your side project starts as "I just need to find one specific video" and ends with you accidentally becoming the chief architect of a distributed NSFW content aggregation platform. The progression from normal person to full clown is chef's kiss—each step sounds more impressive on a resume while getting exponentially harder to explain to your grandma. The beauty here is that the technical skills are genuinely impressive: ETL pipelines, indexing 89,000 communities, deploying a Next.js app with proper infrastructure. But good luck putting "Built scalable search engine for adult content discovery across Reddit's NSFW ecosystem" on your LinkedIn without your professional network having questions. HR departments everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. Pro tip: Just call it a "content aggregation platform with advanced filtering capabilities" and pray nobody asks for a demo during the interview.

What You Think 😅

Linux Security Bash Programming

7 hours ago 109.6K views 0 shares

Hollywood really thinks "hacking" means furiously typing random commands while dramatic music plays in the background. Meanwhile, every developer watching is like "bruh, he's literally just running sudo apt-get update and installing packages." The most dangerous cyber attack in cinema history? Apparently it's just updating your Linux system and throwing in some npm installs for good measure. Nothing screams "elite hacker breaking into the Pentagon" quite like watching someone install dependencies for 20 minutes. At least they got the part right where it takes forever and you're just sitting there waiting with a drink in hand.

It's Coming For My Job

AI Programming Testing Databases

8 hours ago 116.8K views 0 shares

AI just casually generating a literal physical 3D holographic masterpiece of a seeded database for testing when you asked for a simple diagram. Meanwhile, you're still trying to figure out how to export your schema to PNG without it looking like garbage. The gap between what AI can produce and what we actually need is hilariously wide, yet somehow it still makes us question our job security. Like yeah, cool futuristic cityscape inside a glass cube, but can it fix the flaky integration tests that only fail on Fridays? The real kicker? Some PM is gonna see this and ask why your actual testing environment doesn't look this impressive.

Corporate Security Be Like

Security Networking Devops

11 hours ago 153.5K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "enterprise-grade security protocols" quite like a Post-it note slapped on a thermostat declaring "ADMIN ACCESS ONLY." Because clearly, the biggest threat to your organization isn't SQL injection or zero-day exploits—it's Karen from accounting cranking the heat to 78 degrees. The sheer irony of protecting a physical device with the cybersecurity equivalent of a "Please Don't Touch" sign is *chef's kiss*. We've got firewalls, VPNs, multi-factor authentication, and password managers with 256-bit encryption... but when it comes to the office thermostat? Just write something intimidating on a sticky note and call it a day. Security through obscurity has officially evolved into security through passive-aggressive office supplies. The IT department would be proud—if they weren't too busy dealing with actual security incidents while someone's still adjusting the temperature anyway.

Sure That Will Fix Everything

Backend Agile Programming Debugging Testing

11 hours ago 162.0K views 0 shares

When your backend has more spaghetti code than an Italian restaurant and someone casually drops "maybe we should just rewrite the whole thing" in a meeting. Everyone's sitting there like they just witnessed a declaration of war. Because nothing says "I value my sanity" quite like throwing away 5 years of legacy code, 47 undocumented features, and that one function nobody understands but everyone's too scared to touch. The rewrite fantasy is every developer's guilty pleasure—until you remember that the current system, despite being held together by duct tape and prayers, actually works. Meanwhile, your proposed rewrite will take 18 months, blow past every deadline, and somehow end up with the exact same bugs plus exciting new ones. Spoiler alert: You're not going to rewrite it. You're going to add another abstraction layer and call it "refactoring."

Why Computer Engineers Should Not Be Surgeons

Debugging Hardware Programming

12 hours ago 166.3K views 0 shares

Why Computer Engineers Should Not Be Surgeons

So apparently the medical equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" is just straight-up murder and resurrection. The surgeon here is treating a human body like it's a crashed production server at 2 PM on a Friday. Just kill all processes, reboot, and hope nothing's corrupted. No logs, no diagnostics, just the nuclear option. To be fair, this troubleshooting methodology has a 100% success rate in IT. The patient might not remember their passwords afterward, but that's a separate ticket.

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