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Hell No!

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You know that feeling when you change a single semicolon in a legacy codebase and suddenly the entire architecture decides to have a nervous breakdown? Yeah, that's what we're looking at here. The Simpsons house defying all laws of physics and structural integrity is basically every production system after you "just fix that one typo." Everything still technically works, but gravity stopped making sense and Homer's floating through the living room. The code passes all tests, deploys successfully, and then you check the logs. Should you rollback? Probably. Will you? Not before spending 4 hours trying to figure out what cosmic butterfly effect you just triggered.

How Do I Measure The Size Of My Dict

Python AI Java StackOverflow Linux

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In Rust You Actually Move It

StackOverflow

1 hour ago 15.3K views 0 shares

Cat Css

Frontend AI Python

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I Have Won But At What Cost

Cloud

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Programming In 2026

AI Webdev Programming

5 hours ago 76.8K views 0 shares

The job market in 2026: millions of AI-generated apps flooding the ecosystem like digital locusts, all created by people who discovered ChatGPT and suddenly became "entrepreneurs." Meanwhile, the senior engineer sitting there with actual projects that real humans use is about as impressive as bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The vibe coder with their prompt engineering skills has industrialized app creation to the point where having genuine users is now the rarest commodity in tech. Quality over quantity? Never heard of her.

Tech Influencers

Programming AI Webdev

7 hours ago 94.1K views 0 shares

Remember when tech influencers actually knew what a linked list was? Now they're basically glorified clickbait farms telling you to "smash that subscribe button" while an AI writes their entire tutorial. The devolution is real: from teaching data structures and algorithms to "10 ChatGPT prompts that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE" with a thumbnail that looks like they just witnessed a server crash. The "back then" era had people building compilers for breakfast. Now it's all engagement metrics and affiliate links to courses they didn't even create. Quality content got replaced by the algorithm's demands, and here we are.

Very Fitting

Windows Microsoft

10 hours ago 137.3K views 0 shares

The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

Watch This Ad To Continue Vibin

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

11 hours ago 155.2K views 0 shares

Oh, the absolute HORROR of our dystopian future! Picture it: 2030, you're just trying to vibe and code in peace, maybe install a simple package, and suddenly you're trapped in an endless hellscape of unskippable advertisements. Want to run npm install ? Sure thing, buddy—just watch these 10 ads first! Need that dependency? Better grab some popcorn because you're about to get the full cinematic experience of car insurance commercials and mobile game ads. The way we're heading with everything becoming ad-supported and monetized, it's only a matter of time before even our beloved package managers start pulling this nonsense. "Your free trial of JavaScript has expired. Please watch this 30-second ad to access semicolons." The exhausted, dead-inside expression? That's not just tiredness—that's the soul-crushing realization that capitalism has finally invaded your terminal window. RIP peaceful coding sessions.

Running Away From Work With This

Hardware Backend

12 hours ago 161.6K views 0 shares

Someone just casually stole an entire server's worth of RAM sticks and is making their escape. That's probably like $5,000+ worth of memory modules just chilling in a car. Either they're "borrowing" hardware from the office to upgrade their gaming rig, or they just discovered the company's decommissioned equipment isn't being monitored. The real question is: did they test each stick before yoinking them, or are they about to get home and discover half of them are faulty? Nothing says "I quit" quite like literally taking your work's memory with you—both figuratively and literally.

Are We There Yet

AI Programming Debugging

13 hours ago 181.3K views 1 shares

So Anthropic's CEO thinks we'll hit peak AI code generation by 2026, but someone's already done the math on what comes after the hype cycle. Turns out when AI writes 100% of the code, we'll need humans again—not to write code, but to decipher whatever eldritch horror the models have conjured up. Senior engineers will become glorified janitors with 10x salaries, which honestly sounds about right given how much we already get paid to fix other people's code. The future is just the present with extra steps and better excuses for technical debt.

This Private Key Seems Legit

Security Networking Programming

14 hours ago 188.8K views 0 shares

Someone just casually posted their "private key" wrapped in those fancy BEGIN/END markers like it's a legitimate cryptographic credential, except it's literally a Lady Gaga tweet that's just keyboard-smashing gibberish with some exclamation points thrown in for dramatic effect. Because nothing says "secure encryption" quite like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURB, right? The beauty here is that private keys are supposed to be these sacred, ultra-secret strings that you NEVER EVER share with anyone or your entire digital life crumbles into dust. But sure, let's just tweet it out to thousands of followers with proper PEM formatting and call it a day. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. The random Lady Gaga tweet being used as the "key" is *chef's kiss* because it's the perfect blend of chaos and structure—just like production code at 2 AM.

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