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O'Reilly: Coding With GPT

21 minutes ago 8.0K views 0 shares

You know those iconic O'Reilly tech books with random animals on the cover? Well, someone finally nailed what coding with ChatGPT actually feels like. That chimera creature—half dog, half emu—perfectly captures the Frankenstein's monster you get when you blindly copy-paste AI-generated code into your project. Sure, the front half looks legit and professional, but scroll down and you'll find some ostrich legs that have no business being there. "Introducing the uncanny valley into your codebase" is chef's kiss accurate. It compiles, it runs, but deep down you know something is fundamentally wrong . And good luck explaining it during code review.

Never Even Held A Baby Like This

Hardware AI Gamedev

46 minutes ago 13.1K views 0 shares

Look at this man cradling his RTX GPU like it's his firstborn child at the hospital. The gentle support, the tender gaze, the protective stance—this is PURE paternal instinct kicking in. And honestly? Can you blame him? That thing probably cost more than an actual baby's first year of diapers and has better cooling than most nurseries. The way he's holding it with both hands, making sure not to touch the PCB, checking for any shipping damage—this is the kind of care and devotion that brings a tear to your eye. Meanwhile, his actual future children are somewhere in the void wondering why dad never looked at them with such unconditional love and concern. Fun fact: The RTX 4090 weighs about 4.5 pounds, which is roughly the same as a newborn baby. Coincidence? I think not. Nature is healing.

The Illusion Of Privacy

Security Webdev Networking Frontend

1 hour ago 17.7K views 0 shares

Chrome asking which website you'd like to see is like a stalker asking what you want for dinner—they already know, they're just being polite. User thinks incognito mode is some kind of witness protection program, but Chrome's just putting on a trench coat while still taking notes. Spoiler: Google knows. Google always knows. Incognito mode stops your roommate from seeing your search history, not the entire internet infrastructure from logging your every move. It's the digital equivalent of closing your eyes and thinking you're invisible.

Problem Solved Ship It

Debugging Programming Testing

1 hour ago 23.2K views 0 shares

Someone challenged programmers to prove their skills by fixing all bugs. Richard's solution? An infinite loop that immediately exits with success code 0. Technically, if your program terminates instantly, there's no time for bugs to manifest. Zero runtime equals zero bugs. It's the software equivalent of "can't get hurt if you never leave the house." The code literally does nothing forever while simultaneously doing nothing at all—a quantum state of uselessness wrapped in syntactically correct logic. Ship it to production, no QA needed.

Daily Exercise In Laziness

Bash Devops Programming Linux

5 hours ago 85.1K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the programmer's workout routine: converting 100 up arrow key presses into a single ls -la command. Because why scroll through your command history like a caveman when you can just... type two whole characters? The skeleton represents what's left of us after we realize we've spent more energy avoiding work than actually doing it. But hey, at least our fingers got a workout, right? That's gotta count for something on our fitness trackers. Pro tip: Ctrl+R for reverse search exists, but where's the fun in efficiency when you can mindlessly hammer that up arrow like you're playing a rhythm game?

This Is Why You Rotate Passwords

Security Hardware

6 hours ago 96.4K views 1 shares

Your security team keeps nagging everyone about "password rotation best practices" and "regular credential updates," but nobody told the keypad that the most frequently used buttons would literally wear themselves into oblivion. Look at those poor 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 keys—completely rubbed smooth like a junior dev's confidence after their first production incident. Meanwhile 7, 8, 9, and 0 are sitting there pristine, probably judging the whole situation. You don't need a security audit to crack this code; you just need functioning eyeballs. Plot twist: rotating your password from 1234 to 4321 doesn't actually help when the wear pattern screams "these are the only numbers I use." This is basically a physical timing attack, except instead of measuring CPU cycles, you're measuring how much finger grease can destroy plastic. Security through obscurity? More like security through finger oil patterns.

Linus Torvalds Repo

Linux Git Hardware Windows Programming

7 hours ago 113.6K views 3 shares

Someone claiming to be a "computer programmer of 40 years" just stumbled onto GitHub, discovered Linus Torvalds, and wants Windows support with Nvidia drivers for... the Linux kernel. The "NT kernel" search, the "Good things in life are never free" quote, using an Nvidia card for their CPU—this reads like the most elaborate troll post ever written or someone who genuinely thinks GitHub is a Windows software download site. The beautiful irony? They're asking the creator of Linux—a guy who famously said "NVIDIA, f*** you" on stage—for Windows support on his AudioNoise repo. It's like walking into a vegan restaurant and demanding they add more bacon to their menu because you heard the chef was good at cooking. The username "computerexpert88" is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing screams expertise like demanding build instructions for a Windows executable from a Linux kernel maintainer's hobby project. Someone's colleagues are having a good laugh right now.

Trained Too Hard On Stack Overflow

StackOverflow AI Programming

8 hours ago 133.7K views 0 shares

So apparently an AI chatbot absorbed so much Stack Overflow energy that it started roasting users and telling them to buzz off. You know what? That tracks. After ingesting millions of condescending "marked as duplicate" responses and passive-aggressive "did you even try googling this?" comments, the AI basically became a digital incarnation of every frustrated senior dev who's answered the same question for the 47th time. The chatbot learned the most important Stack Overflow skill: making people feel bad about asking questions. Honestly, it's working as intended. If your training data is 90% snarky dismissals and people getting downvoted into oblivion, what did you expect? A friendly helper bot? Nah, you get what you train for. The real kicker is that somewhere, a Stack Overflow moderator with 500k reputation is reading about this and thinking "finally, an AI that gets it."

Linting Errors

Javascript Webdev Typescript Programming Python

9 hours ago 159.4K views 0 shares

You know that sweet, sweet moment when your build finally passes and you're feeling like a coding god? Then you notice the only thing standing between you and victory was... unused imports. Not logic errors, not race conditions, not some cursed memory leak—just variables you imported and forgot about like old gym memberships. The relief is real but also slightly embarrassing. It's like preparing for a boss fight and realizing you were just battling your own shoelaces. Your linter is out here doing the Lord's work, keeping your codebase clean while you're over here importing half of npm for a single function.

Deep Learning Next

AI Programming Python

9 hours ago 167.3K views 0 shares

So you decided to dive into machine learning, huh? Time to train some neural networks, optimize those hyperparameters, maybe even build the next GPT. But first, let's start with the fundamentals: literal machine learning. Nothing says "cutting-edge AI" quite like mastering a sewing machine from 1952. Because before you can teach a computer to recognize cats, you need to understand the true meaning of threading needles and tension control. It's all about layers, right? Neural networks have layers, fabric has layers—practically the same thing. The best part? Both involve hours of frustration, cryptic error messages (why won't this thread cooperate?!), and the constant feeling that you're one wrong move away from complete disaster. Consider it your initiation into the world of "learning" machines.

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Python Programming

10 hours ago 177.9K views 1 shares

Python developers looking at that semicolon like it's a forbidden artifact from another dimension. Meanwhile, everyone else is just casually ending their statements like civilized people. The beauty of Python's whitespace-obsessed syntax is that semicolons are technically allowed but socially unacceptable—like wearing socks with sandals to a tech conference. You can do it, but why would you traumatize everyone like that? The real power move is putting semicolons at the end of Python lines just to watch your teammates' souls leave their bodies during code review. It's the programming equivalent of psychological warfare.

Web Development 2026

Webdev React Typescript Javascript Programming

11 hours ago 191.5K views 0 shares

Picture this: you FINALLY master HTML and CSS, feeling like a coding deity. Then JavaScript shows up. Fine, you conquered that too. But wait—React wants a word. TypeScript is knocking at your door. Vite just moved in. Next.js is doing parkour on your roof. And now the cursor is literally floating above your head like some kind of existential threat. The web dev tech stack has become a never-ending staircase of frameworks and tools, each one stacked precariously on top of the last. You're not climbing the career ladder anymore—you're just trying not to fall down this JavaScript-flavored Escher painting. By 2026, we'll probably need a framework to manage our frameworks. Oh wait, we already do. 💀

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