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When Google CLI Thinks Out Loud

42 minutes ago 10.7K views 0 shares

Someone asked Google's AI-powered CLI if it's a serious coding tool or just vaporware after Antigravity's release. The CLI decided to answer by... narrating its entire thought process like a nervous student explaining their homework. "I'm ready. I will send the response. I'm done. I will not verify worker/core.py as it's likely standard." Buddy, we asked a yes/no question, not for your internal monologue. This is what happens when you give an LLM a command line interface—it turns into that coworker who shares every single brain cell firing in the Slack channel. The best part? After all that verbose self-narration ("I will stop thinking. I'm ready. I will respond."), it probably still didn't answer the actual question. Classic AI move: maximum tokens, minimum clarity. This is basically Google's version of "show your work" but the AI took it way too literally. Maybe next update they'll add a --shut-up-and-just-do-it flag.

What Was Your First Project?

Gamedev Unity Programming

1 hour ago 15.9K views 0 shares

Every aspiring game dev starts with "I'm just gonna make a simple platformer" and somehow ends up planning a massively multiplayer open-world FPS with crafting mechanics, procedural generation, ray-traced graphics, and a blockchain economy. Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception. The emo Spider-Man sitting in the rain captures that exact moment when you realize your first game won't be the next GTA meets Minecraft meets Cyberpunk. Instead, you'll be lucky if you can get a cube to move without clipping through the floor. The ambition-to-skill ratio is truly unmatched in the gamedev world. Pro tip: Start with Pong. Then maybe Snake. Then we'll talk about your ultrarealistic MMO.

Game Devs Then And Now

Gamedev Algorithms Programming

1 hour ago 27.7K views 0 shares

Back in the day, game devs were basically wizards who could fit an entire PlayStation game into a 64 MB N64 cartridge through sheer coding sorcery and optimization black magic. They were out here writing assembly code by candlelight, compressing textures with their bare hands, and making every single byte COUNT. Fast forward to today and we've got 300 GB behemoths that somehow STILL launch with missing features, game-breaking bugs, and a roadmap promising "the rest of the game will arrive via DLC." Like, bestie, you had 300,000 MB and couldn't finish it? The old devs are rolling in their ergonomic office chairs. We went from "every kilobyte is precious" to "eh, just download another 80 GB patch" real quick. The doge's disappointed face says it all—we traded craftsmanship for storage space and called it progress. Iconic.

I Mean 64 Gigs Is 64 Gigs

Hardware Docker Programming

2 hours ago 40.9K views 0 shares

The moment you realize RAM prices have gotten so ridiculous that you're genuinely considering whether Mr. Whiskers is worth more as a companion or as a down payment on that 64GB upgrade. Chrome's got 47 tabs open, Docker's eating memory like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and your IDE is basically running a small country's worth of processes. The cat's looking at you with those big eyes, but you're looking at him calculating his resale value in DDR5 sticks. We've all been there—well, maybe not the cat-selling part, but definitely that internal debate where you're pricing out RAM upgrades versus literally anything else in your life. Priorities, right?

Very Attentive Listeners

Agile Programming

3 hours ago 47.2K views 0 shares

You spend three hours explaining why the feature will take two weeks to implement, complete with technical debt analysis, database migration concerns, and API limitations. The business team nods enthusiastically. Then they ask if you can have it done by Friday. The headphones aren't even plugged in. They never were. That "good point" they mentioned? They have no idea what you said. They're just waiting for their turn to say "but it's just a button" again. Pro tip: Next time, just say "no" and watch them suddenly develop the ability to hear.

What This Sub Tells Me I Need To Buy

Hardware Gamedev

4 hours ago 62.5K views 0 shares

The GPU arms race has officially jumped the shark. Someone took the absurdity of tech enthusiasts constantly recommending overkill hardware and ran with it—literally creating a graphics card with approximately 25+ fans and a model number that looks like someone fell asleep on the 9 key. The "ROG ASTRAL PROTOS" (because we definitely needed another ROG variant) features the legendary "ASUS 999999999999990 Ti" paired with the "RTX 100010009 Ti Super Ultra Pro Pro Max Mega Hyper"—a naming scheme that perfectly captures how NVIDIA and Apple had a baby and it inherited the worst traits from both parents. The "billion pt vram" spec is *chef's kiss*—because why stop at terabytes when you can measure your VRAM in petabytes? At this point, you could probably run Crysis, host the entire internet, and simulate the universe simultaneously. But hey, according to Reddit, anything less and you're basically coding on a potato. Can't run "Hello World" without ray tracing these days.

Can't Find Happiness In Log N

Algorithms Math Programming

5 hours ago 81.4K views 0 shares

When you try to optimize your life with computer science algorithms but reality hits different. Binary search requires your life to be sorted first—you know, organized, stable, having your stuff together. Spoiler alert: most of us are living in O(n²) chaos. The brutal honesty here is *chef's kiss*. You can't just slap efficient algorithms onto a messy existence and expect miracles. It's like trying to use a hash map when your keys are all undefined. The monkey's deadpan delivery of "your life isn't sorted" is the kind of existential debugging message nobody wants to see but everyone needs to hear. Pro tip: Before implementing any O(log n) life improvements, make sure to run a quick isSorted() check on your existence. Otherwise you're just gonna get undefined behavior and segfaults in your happiness.

Another Day Another Outage

Git Devops Programming Cloud

6 hours ago 88.3K views 1 shares

The perfect alibi. Your manager wants you to work, but GitHub is down, which means you literally cannot push code, pull requests are impossible, and your entire CI/CD pipeline is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. The boss storms in demanding productivity, and you just casually deflect with "Github down" like it's a get-out-of-jail-free card. Manager immediately backs off with "OH. CARRY ON." because even they know that without GitHub, the entire dev team is basically on paid vacation. It's the one excuse that requires zero explanation. No need to justify why you're not coding—everyone in tech knows that when GitHub goes down, the modern software development ecosystem grinds to a halt. You could be working on local branches, sure, but let's be real: nobody's doing that. We're all just refreshing the GitHub status page and browsing Reddit until the green checkmarks return.

Well Thank You For Not Sharing The Solution I Guess

StackOverflow Programming Debugging

6 hours ago 101.1K views 0 shares

Well Thank You For Not Sharing The Solution I Guess

You're three hours deep into debugging, Googling increasingly desperate variations of your error message. Finally—FINALLY—you find a Stack Overflow thread from 2014 with your EXACT problem. Same error, same context, same everything. Your heart races. This is it. Then you see it: "nvm I solved it" with zero explanation. No code. No follow-up. Just a digital middle finger from the past. And now you're sitting there celebrating like you won something, when really you've won absolutely nothing except the privilege of continuing to suffer alone. Special shoutout to those legends who edit their posts with "EDIT: Fixed it!" and still don't share how. You're the reason trust issues exist in the developer community.

We Need To Dockerize This Shit

Docker Devops Programming Backend

7 hours ago 118.5K views 0 shares

The entire software development lifecycle summarized in three devastating stages: Birth (you write some code), "it works on my machine" (peak developer smugness featuring the world's most confident cat), and Death (when literally anyone else tries to run it). The smug cat radiating pure satisfaction is the PERFECT representation of every developer who's ever uttered those cursed words before their code spectacularly fails in production. Docker exists specifically because we couldn't stop being this cat, and honestly? Still worth it.

WASD Or Arrows???

Programming

8 hours ago 124.1K views 0 shares

When someone says "swimming courses for programmers," they're not talking about learning the butterfly stroke. They mean taking your laptop into an actual swimming pool because why would you ever leave your desk? The guy's literally standing in water, coding away, treating "immersive learning" a bit too literally. Most programmers already spend 90% of their time drowning in documentation, Stack Overflow threads, and legacy code anyway—might as well make it physical. At least the pool water is cleaner than most codebases. Plus, waterproof keyboards are cheaper than therapy for burnout, so really, he's just being financially responsible here.

This Sub Lately

AI Programming

9 hours ago 140.3K views 0 shares

Oh look, we've reached the singularity where the robots have taken over... the meme subreddit. Every single post is now "I asked ChatGPT to explain recursion" or "Claude wrote my entire codebase in haiku form" and honestly? The workplace safety counter has been reset to ZERO days without an AI meme. ZERO. The programmer humor subreddit has basically become an AI screenshot repository where everyone's racing to post the most "hilarious" conversation they had with their digital overlord. We get it, you discovered that LLMs can write code and make jokes about semicolons. Revolutionary stuff, truly.

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