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Developers complaining about their back pain while simultaneously sitting like a contortionist attempting an Olympic-level gymnastics routine is peak irony. Your spine is screaming for mercy while you're out here typing with your legs in a position that would make a yoga instructor weep. The duality of developer existence: acknowledging the physical toll of the job while refusing to sit like a normal human being for even five consecutive minutes. Ergonomic chair? Nah, let's just become a human pretzel instead!

Name The Game

Gamedev

1 hour ago 23.1K views 0 shares

Steam sales are basically a psychological warfare experiment at this point. That game you've been eyeing for months? 50% off! What a steal! Time to finally buy it, right? Wrong. Even with half the price slashed, you're still dropping $30+ on a game you'll probably play for 20 minutes before returning to the same three games you've been playing for the last five years. The discount makes you feel like you're saving money while simultaneously spending money you weren't planning to spend. It's the digital equivalent of buying something you don't need just because it's on sale. Capitalism wins again, and your backlog grows by another entry that'll sit there collecting digital dust next to the other 347 unplayed games.

How To Trap Sam Altman

AI Hardware Cloud

2 hours ago 37.7K views 0 shares

Classic box-and-stick trap setup, but instead of cheese for a mouse, it's RAM sticks for the OpenAI CEO. Because when you're training GPT models that require ungodly amounts of compute and memory, you develop a Pavlovian response to hardware. The joke here is that Sam Altman's AI empire runs on so much computational power that he'd literally crawl under a cardboard box for some extra RAM. Those training runs aren't gonna optimize themselves, and when you're burning through millions in compute costs daily, a few sticks of DDR4 lying on the ground start looking pretty tempting. It's like leaving a trail of GPUs leading into your garage. He can't help himself – the models must grow larger.

A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

3 hours ago 52.2K views 0 shares

A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

Forget Full Stack Developer—we're all just Pull Stack Developers copy-pasting from StackOverflow, GitHub repos, and random blog posts we found at 2 AM. The "stack" we're really mastering is Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Who needs to memorize syntax when you've got the entire internet as your external brain? Job interviews ask about data structures, but the real skill is knowing which search terms will get you the code snippet that actually works.

Yes

Programming Devops Git Debugging Testing

4 hours ago 61.9K views 0 shares

The iceberg of software development. That tiny tip poking above the waterline? That's what makes it into the standup meeting. The massive frozen mountain of despair below? That's debugging why the CI/CD pipeline failed at 3 AM, refactoring legacy code that predates your birth, attending meetings about meetings, explaining to management why you can't "just add a button," writing documentation nobody will read, fixing merge conflicts, optimizing queries that shouldn't exist, and contemplating career changes while waiting for npm install to finish. But sure, tell me again how you "just write code all day."

Not A Great Time To Build Your First Gaming PC

Hardware Gamedev

5 hours ago 77.2K views 0 shares

Not A Great Time To Build Your First Gaming PC

Your friend finally decides to ascend to PC gaming in 2025, only to get absolutely demolished by the unholy trinity of inflated hardware prices. RAM? Expensive. GPU? Might as well sell a kidney. Storage? That'll be your other kidney, thanks. It's like watching someone walk into a minefield while you're screaming "WAIT" but they can't hear you because they're too busy calculating their monthly payment plan for a mid-tier graphics card. Should've stuck with the console, buddy. At least that pain was upfront and singular.

Truth

Linux Windows Programming

7 hours ago 91.9K views 0 shares

Windows politely asks your programs if they'd like to shut down, waits patiently, sends reminders, checks if they saved their work, and basically treats shutdown like a diplomatic negotiation. Meanwhile, Linux just yeeted Firefox into the stratosphere with zero hesitation. No questions asked, no survivors. The contrast is beautiful: Windows with its "graceful shutdown process" that sometimes takes longer than your actual work session, versus Linux's kill -9 energy. One treats processes like valued guests, the other treats them like they're trespassing. Guess which one actually shuts down faster?

In Case It Doesn't Work Out

Programming Agile

8 hours ago 107.4K views 0 shares

So you're having doubts about your coding career? Don't worry, the tech industry has prepared some lovely exit routes for you. Product management is the "I still want to be in tech but without the actual coding" path. Teacher is for those who think "if I can't do it, I'll teach it" (and honestly, respect). DevRel is basically getting paid to tweet and go to conferences while pretending you still code. And then there's goose farming – the most honest option here, because at least geese are upfront about being annoying and difficult to work with, unlike your CI/CD pipeline. The real kicker? Half the senior devs you know have already mentally chosen their path. They're just waiting for the right moment or the next production incident to pull the trigger.

Flexing In 2025

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging

8 hours ago 113.8K views 0 shares

Imagine thinking you're hot stuff because you can code on a plane without internet. Meanwhile, the rest of us panic if Stack Overflow is down for 5 seconds. This legend is out here raw-dogging code like it's 1995—no AI copilot holding their hand, no documentation tabs open, no frantic Googling "how to reverse a string in [language]" for the 47th time. The real flex isn't the airplane mode—it's the "carefully reading error messages" part. We all know 99% of developers just copy-paste errors into Google faster than you can say "segmentation fault." This person is literally using their brain as a debugger. Absolutely unhinged behavior. Fun fact: Studies show that developers spend about 35% of their time searching for solutions online. This madlad is operating in hard mode while the rest of us have ChatGPT on speed dial. Respect the hustle, but also... why torture yourself?

Coding With Eslint

Javascript Webdev Typescript Frontend

9 hours ago 117.3K views 0 shares

You declare one class for the first time in your life, feeling proud of yourself, and ESLint immediately comes at you with the fury of a thousand linters. "Declared but never used" it screams, as if you weren't planning to use it in literally the next line. But no, ESLint has already judged you, found you wanting, and sentenced you to squiggly red underlines. It's like having a backseat driver who starts yelling before you even put the car in drive.

Randomly Stumbled Upon This Code In My Company's Product (CAE Software)

Programming C++ Algorithms Math

11 hours ago 142.2K views 0 shares

Randomly Stumbled Upon This Code In My Company's Product (CAE Software)

Someone really said "I could use a loop" and then proceeded to manually hardcode what appears to be quaternion rotation calculations for every possible case. Each line is a beautiful handcrafted snowflake of copy-pasted arithmetic operations with slightly different array indices. This is what happens when you learn programming from a stenographer. The best part? There's probably a single matrix multiplication library function that could replace this entire screen of madness. But no, someone decided to type out hundreds of lines of p.a.c[i] * p.a.c[j] combinations like they were getting paid by the character. The code review must have been legendary. This is peak "it works, don't touch it" territory. Nobody's refactoring this beast because nobody wants to be the one who breaks the CAE software that's been running in production for 15 years.

Everyone Watching This Poorly Timed Video Like

Hardware AI Cloud

11 hours ago 157.1K views 0 shares

Everyone Watching This Poorly Timed Video Like

When NVIDIA drops a flex video about their shiny new supercomputer literally ONE HOUR before their stock crashes harder than a null pointer exception. The timing couldn't be worse if they tried. Imagine watching someone enthusiastically show off their expensive GPU setup while you're sitting there knowing what's about to happen to the market. It's like watching someone propose right before finding out they're about to get fired. The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss . Nothing says "oof" quite like 54K people collectively experiencing secondhand financial embarrassment through a YouTube thumbnail.

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