Windows Doing Windows Activities

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Windows Doing Windows Activities

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The classic Windows update bait-and-switch, nature's cruelest prank. You ask to shut down, Windows says "sure, just 2 minutes for updates" like a reasonable OS. Then the betrayal begins. It offers an "update and restart" instead, and when you politely decline, Windows just... does it anyway. That moment when your computer becomes sentient enough to ignore your wishes but not smart enough to pick a convenient time for updates. The digital equivalent of asking someone to water your plants while you're away and returning to find they've remodeled your kitchen.

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