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The cosmic irony of demanding an .exe file from Linus Torvalds' Linux repository is just *chef's kiss*. This poor soul wandered into the holy temple of open-source, screaming for Windows executables like asking for ketchup at a Michelin star restaurant. The cherry on top? They're raging at the literal creator of Linux, demanding he package his entire operating system—you know, the one that powers most of the internet—into a Windows executable. It's like telling Picasso "just email me the JPG version of your paintings, why are there all these brushstrokes?!"

Microsoft's approach to Blue Screen of Death bugs is like finding a 26-year-old bug in your codebase and pretending it's a new feature. Windows 95 to Windows 11? That's not legacy code, that's an heirloom passed down through generations of developers! The real question is whether Microsoft fixes bugs or just creates elaborate workarounds while counting cash. Hey, if it crashed for your grandparents, it should crash for you too—tradition matters!

Ah, the classic "one person wearing all the hats" syndrome. This is what happens when management says "we're streamlining IT operations" but really means "we fired everyone except you." The Squidward multiverse perfectly captures that moment when you're simultaneously fixing Karen's printer, fending off ransomware, resetting the CEO's password for the 17th time this month, and trying to figure out why Microsoft decided to move everything in the admin center again . Pro tip: When asked how long something will take, multiply your estimate by 5 and add "depending on how many password resets interrupt me." Works every time.

The great GPU driver irony strikes again! For years, AMD was the punchline for unstable drivers while Nvidia users smugly updated with confidence. Now the tables have turned with Nvidia's 576.02 driver causing GPUs to potentially cosplay as space heaters by failing to report temperatures. It's like watching your ex who "had issues" get their life together while your "stable" partner suddenly decides to burn down the house. The tech karma gods have spoken, and they have a twisted sense of humor. The workarounds? About as effective as putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg. Time to roll back drivers and pretend this never happened... just like AMD users have been doing for decades!

That moment when your laptop turns into a particle accelerator. 4.2 billion RPM? No wonder the bottom image shows a black hole—that's what your CPU is about to create in your lap. Intel should really add "can bend spacetime" to their marketing materials. On the bright side, you can now compile your code before you even wrote it. Temporal paradox? Nah, just another day with a gaming laptop on your thighs. The funniest part? CPU usage is only at 0.8%. Imagine if you tried to open Chrome.

Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16