operating system Memes

An Actual Surprise

An Actual Surprise
The true miracle of modern computing: clicking "Update and shut down" and your Windows machine actually shuts down instead of sneakily installing updates for 45 minutes. Ten years in tech and I'm still suspicious when Windows does what it promises. It's like finding a bug-free release or documentation that matches the code—technically possible but deeply unsettling.

Santa's Code Review Policy

Santa's Code Review Policy
Kid writes to Santa: "Dear Santa I want to create an operating system using HTML." Santa's immediate reaction is to sneak in and smother the child with a pillow. Mercy killing. Some crimes against computer science can't be forgiven. Next he'll be asking for a database built with CSS.

This Should Do The Job

This Should Do The Job
Ah, the classic "IsOdd OS" boot screen! When your entire operating system's sole purpose is to determine if a number is odd. Talk about specialized software! The developer clearly took the "do one thing and do it well" Unix philosophy to an absurd extreme. Somewhere, a computer science professor is shedding a single tear of pride while simultaneously facepalming. The ultimate microservice has been born - just reboot your computer every time you need to check if 7 is odd!

When Your Dog Does No Take Only Throw

When Your Dog Does No Take Only Throw
The classic Windows shutdown standoff! Just like a stubborn dog that refuses to give back the ball but wants you to keep throwing, Windows is playing the ultimate game of "no take, only throw" with your shutdown request. You politely ask it to close, and it's like "nah, I've got this ONE app that's super important" (spoiler: it's probably just Notepad with a blank document). The blue screen of death's friendlier cousin is basically saying "I'll shut down when I'm good and ready, human." And we all know clicking "Shut down anyway" is the digital equivalent of yanking the ball from the dog's mouth - there will be consequences!

Linux Breathes New Life To Your Old Batteries

Linux Breathes New Life To Your Old Batteries
Ah, the mythical Linux battery life! 81% battery with 55 hours remaining while in "Performance" mode? That's not a power management system, that's a fantasy novel . Windows users get excited about 3 hours of battery life while Linux is over here claiming your laptop can outlast the apocalypse. The best part? Someone has it in "High performance" mode, which on any other OS would drain your battery faster than a TikTok scrolling session. Linux is basically saying "I can make your 2012 laptop battery perform like it's powered by arc reactor technology from Iron Man." Sure, Jan. 🙄

Java

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Content 9:21 - Messages indeed.com Qualifications Education or a mixture of educationtraining and experience in: Proficient developing with C, C, Python and shell scripting Knowledge of key components of embedded system architecture Linux development environments and GCC- based toolchains ARM Cortex M Processors or similar Real-Time Operating Systems (RTOS) Digital communications (networking, wireless data transmission, framing, packet handling) Minimal Java experience (ideally none) Personalinterest in hardware-accelerated computing Personal interest in Rust or willingness to be taught Rust by WinterWinds Ability to read and modifv hardware schematics Ability to bring up hardware Meticulous Git hygiene Must be authorized to work in The United States

You Wouldnt Download Kali Linux

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Content What is on a child's computer? TOg Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet O DiSCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU TROTONAL ORGANISEO CHIME UNIT Ch NCA National Crime Agency

Which

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

Why Not Give Achance Santa

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Content Dear santa I want to create an operating system using html SERA

Eunuchs

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Content rwikipedia Posted by uMGreenMN 21h ( The Sweet Dew Incident: In the year 835, the Chinese emperor attempted to have all the eunuchs killed because he was jealous of their political power. The plot was foiled and instead the eunuchs took nearly complete control over the government. en.wikipedia.org 4 76 O BEST COMMENTS Y ( 29 Share metalhead 17h control over the government The first eunuchs operating system 5 Reply 195 B

This Mug At My School

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Content r just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNULinux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Mary computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux," and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GN system, developed by the GNU Project. There redly is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Small Rust Projects You Should Try

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Content Small Rust projects From sources across the web 000 Basic Calculator Game engine Operating system