What's Stopping You Coding Like This

Someone out here really writing PowerShell scripts on their PHONE like they're texting their crush at 2 AM. Imagine debugging nested objects and piping commands to CSV exports while your thumbs are cramping and autocorrect is trying to turn "Sort-Object" into "Sorry Object." The sheer audacity! The dedication! The absolute CHAOS of trying to navigate curly braces on a mobile keyboard! What's stopping you? Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that I enjoy having functional wrists and a will to live? Some people really woke up and chose violence against their own productivity. Respect the hustle though—this person is out here exporting USB disk reports while waiting in line at Starbucks.