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Content 82 8:2 AM https:www.upwork.commobili Description of Work PLEASE DO NOT GO OVER MY BUDGET 5,000! Hi, I'm looking for someone that can create my very own Cryptocurrency with a website to go along with it. I will list some features that I want in the currency and website. Please don't go over the budget which is set. Crypto Features: 1. Developed on Windows 2016 Server 2. People should be able to mine this currency like Bitcoin and Ethereum. 3. Mining gets harder and harder as time goes. 3. The coin should be difficult to mine but not too hard at first such as Bitcoin. 4. The owner (me) will start off with 100.000.000 coins which will not be in circulation unless I sell these coins on an exchange or trade. 5. Unlimited Coins can be mined but again it is hard to mine coins. 6. Add Blockchains for every coin, and Blockchain Explorer. 7 Anti-Hack 8. The main goal of this currency is to get it on an exchange such as Bittrex. The rate for each coin will be added by me until I get on an exchange. 9. People can search for this currency in different mines. The mines will be listed on the website. Starting off there will be 10 mines (IPs) that will hold this currencv. 10. My coins should not show up in the Blockchain unless they are being sold or traded. 11. Certain files will have to have a Github so some files will

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