Gamers seeing a 90% discount: *excited Squidward opening treasure chest*
Then noticing:
- Denuvo DRM that'll slow your rig to a crawl
- Ridiculous 5 PC activation limit
- Mandatory Ubisoft account linking
- Yet another EULA to sign away your firstborn
Suddenly that $2.99 feels like paying to install spyware. *Squidward quietly closing chest and backing away* The real cost isn't money—it's your dignity as a PC user.