Chad OS

Operating systems Efficiency System requirements Minimum requirements Computer case Old hardware

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Chad OS

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Windows users: "But can it run Crysis?"

Linux users: "My PC is literally rusting in a garden and still boots faster than your gaming rig."

That ancient, decomposing computer case with exposed wires is the perfect representation of Linux's beautiful philosophy - it doesn't need fancy hardware or bloated software to function. While Windows begs for another 16GB of RAM just to open a text file, Linux will happily run on whatever archaeological artifact you've salvaged from the Jurassic period of computing. Efficiency over aesthetics, function over form, and tetanus shots over RGB lighting.

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