There Is No Update And Shut Down

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7 months ago 247,571 views 0 shares

There Is No Update And Shut Down

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The eternal dilemma of Windows updates captured in playground slide form. Nobody in their right mind picks "Update and Shut Down" - it's the software equivalent of saying "please make me late tomorrow morning." Meanwhile, the twin "Update and Restart" slides get all the traffic because who doesn't love that special feeling of watching your computer reboot 17 times while displaying "Working on updates: 3% complete (2 of 36)"? The real power move is finding that hidden fourth slide called "Remind me in 4 hours" that we've all been clicking for the past 8 months.

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